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ivangough2

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You have GOTTA see this..
« on: October 04, 2005, 08:06:21 AM »

Apologies if this has already been mentioned here (I'm tipping it has) but this is some seriously funny stuff..

http://www.recording.org/ftopic-30855-days0-orderasc-0.html
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Re: You have GOTTA see this..
« Reply #1 on: October 04, 2005, 08:29:13 AM »

that guy is such an interesting case study.  I really don't have the words for it. Surprised
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Re: You have GOTTA see this..
« Reply #2 on: October 04, 2005, 08:53:35 AM »

wow.. he is certainly funny.. he takes every advice people gave him;)

man, it remembers me a bit of myself when I was a kid at PSW;) first you need to get down.. I hope he get down once..Wink

btw. I'm not completly cured..Wink
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Re: You have GOTTA see this..
« Reply #3 on: October 04, 2005, 01:58:35 PM »

Why do people who know it all ask questions?

I guess now I know.
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Re: You have GOTTA see this..
« Reply #4 on: October 04, 2005, 05:28:29 PM »

Yep,

I came in here like the guy in that thread as well.  

You come into a virtual world completely foreign.  Your entire existence has been spent with lackeys and people who talk shit and have done exactly nothing.  You're used to dealing with the vanilla of society.  Suddenly you are surrounded by self-made men who possess unlimited technical prowess and wit far beyond that of any peer, save maybe one or two in college, you've ever encountered.

A combination of wild-assed entrepeneurial spirit and intellect.

They commence to unhitch your ass.

Then you meet some of them in person for additional guidance/humiliation/mentorship/verbal holocaust

I think the majority suddenly realize, "Holy Shit! I'm such a dumb ass loser!" or "I can't believe I said that!"

There are those superstars however....

I didn't make it past page four...what a beating.



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Re: You have GOTTA see this..
« Reply #5 on: October 04, 2005, 06:51:07 PM »



Simply:
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WOW, What a bonehead!
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Re: You have GOTTA see this..
« Reply #6 on: October 04, 2005, 07:57:59 PM »

THAT was DEEEELUXX!! WOW. It sure is crazy.
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Re: You have GOTTA see this..
« Reply #7 on: October 04, 2005, 08:14:27 PM »

I thought at first that this was just archival - but it's still 'live'...wow.

Being Canadian I think my favorite quote is;

"I'm not Canadian. And furthermore my mother isn't a hermaphroditic crack-smoking porn queen."

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Re: You have GOTTA see this..
« Reply #8 on: October 04, 2005, 08:37:07 PM »

ivangough2 wrote on Tue, 04 October 2005 13:06

Apologies if this has already been mentioned here (I'm tipping it has) but this is some seriously funny stuff..

http://www.recording.org/ftopic-30855-days0-orderasc-0.html


This quote really cracked me up:

"Compression doesn't "tighten up dynamics" imbecile, it clips the peaks, period. If anything it softens dynamics by shaving the peaks off and too much will destroy the dynamics, not "tighten" them. I agree with "lightly" but as for a distorted sound, i'm sorry but I don't care how right you think you are, your completely wrong, since the dynamics of an overdriven guitar (hence higher peaks) are at a lower threshold, naturally there needs to be more compression. People who say "don't compress distorted guitars" are idiotic. Thats completely false."

I've scarcely ever seen such a complete lack of understanding - it beggars belief Sad Surely just listening alone should illustrate to this guy he's completely off beam here? Surely you would have to be deaf to make such a statement?

And this:

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"Distortion by nature has an amount of compression in it."


This is also false, completely untrue and you don't know what your talking about. Distortion is distortion (fuzzy sounding, duh) and compression is compression (the clipping of peaking levels). Get a clue, they are two totally separate entities"

What! Jeez! This guy is really barking - and yet he's so sure he is right - incredible Sad
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Re: You have GOTTA see this..
« Reply #9 on: October 04, 2005, 08:39:38 PM »

 Shocked That was a fun thread to play in. And here I thought I had the EQ / Compression thing down pat... Very Happy  Very Happy  Laughing
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Re: You have GOTTA see this..
« Reply #10 on: October 04, 2005, 09:46:42 PM »

Denny W. wrote on Wed, 05 October 2005 01:39

 Shocked That was a fun thread to play in. And here I thought I had the EQ / Compression thing down pat... Very Happy  Very Happy  Laughing


Well I've just read the whole thread. I don't know if it's for real, but it's the best night of total side-splitting laughter I've had in years. It's an absolute classic and should be preserved for posterity.
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« Reply #11 on: October 04, 2005, 11:58:03 PM »

I WAS TOLD THIS BY ONE OF THE SYNTRILLIUM ENGINEERS (Adobe Audition, Cool Edit Pro). Now tell me i'm wrong!!
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Re: You have GOTTA see this..
« Reply #12 on: October 10, 2005, 02:17:22 PM »

Quote:

Learning to spell from rappers is like learning photography from the blind.


LMAO!!!!!
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Re: You have GOTTA see this..
« Reply #13 on: October 11, 2005, 01:28:15 AM »

Thanx for this guys. You just made me wet my pants at work. Embarassed
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