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Title: This Guy Is Truly A Bad Ass.
Post by: Barry Hufker on November 12, 2010, 01:10:09 am
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Title: Re: This Guy Is Truly A Bad Ass.
Post by: grantis on November 12, 2010, 01:14:49 am
gooooood gravy
Title: Re: This Guy Is Truly A Bad Ass.
Post by: MagnetoSound on November 12, 2010, 02:40:00 am

Wow - with his bear hands!


Title: Re: This Guy Is Truly A Bad Ass.
Post by: Barry Hufker on November 12, 2010, 03:54:55 am
Actually, with his man hands...

and mandible...

Title: Re: This Guy Is Truly A Bad Ass.
Post by: Taproot on November 12, 2010, 08:09:10 am
Are you guys talking about Bill Brasky?!


http://planetwill.jt.org/media/characters/art/braskey.jpg
Title: Re: This Guy Is Truly A Bad Ass.
Post by: arconaut on November 12, 2010, 10:43:26 am

Did he have a bear-proof suit like the guy from Project Grizzly?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3CzYw5-qdA
Title: Re: This Guy Is Truly A Bad Ass.
Post by: Barry Hufker on November 12, 2010, 12:47:44 pm
Here's the statue erected in his memory.

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Title: Re: This Guy Is Truly A Bad Ass.
Post by: Strummer on November 12, 2010, 09:13:45 pm
He was a Kodiak lookin' feller about nineteen feet tall.......










Mr Bear, I love every hair on your twenty-seven acre body.......
Title: Re: This Guy Is Truly A Bad Ass.
Post by: Barry Hufker on November 12, 2010, 11:32:45 pm
Killing a bear with your own hands embiggens a man...


Title: Re: This Guy Is Truly A Bad Ass.
Post by: pete andrews on November 13, 2010, 12:56:21 pm
that's a perfectly cromulent word.

-pete
Title: Re: This Guy Is Truly A Bad Ass.
Post by: , on November 13, 2010, 09:52:45 pm
That guy IS a badass.  With one arm down the bear's throat, he must have wrapped the other arm around its two front legs, to keep it from slicing him with its 5 inch claws.  The bear probably stood up to try get the guy off him, and since grizzlies are about 8 feet tall he must have wrapped his legs around its waist to get high enough to bite its neck.  Then he had to get his mouth through all that fur, and around the wide circumference of its neck, and through all that muscle to bite its jugular.  I'll bet he had to bite down for at least 30 seconds, so it's a good thing he was so confident about where the vein was -- all that study of bear anatomy sure came in handy.  Even after it passed out, the stick he used to kill it must have weighed over a hundred pounds.  He probably pulled a small tree out of the ground to do it.  

This story inspires me to have my own plaque made, to commemorate that time I scared off a herd of elephants with my dick.

Razz
Title: Re: This Guy Is Truly A Bad Ass.
Post by: Barry Hufker on November 13, 2010, 09:57:08 pm
I don't think you found a herd of elephants on that playground...


Barry

Title: Re: This Guy Is Truly A Bad Ass.
Post by: Berolzheimer on November 14, 2010, 12:01:40 am
rshelton wrote on Sat, 13 November 2010 18:52

That guy IS a badass.  With one arm down the bear's throat, he must have wrapped the other arm around its two front legs, to keep it from slicing him with its 5 inch claws.  The bear probably stood up to try get the guy off him, and since grizzlies are about 8 feet tall he must have wrapped his legs around its waist to get high enough to bite its neck.  Then he had to get his mouth through all that fur, and around the wide circumference of its neck, and through all that muscle to bite its jugular.  I'll bet he had to bite down for at least 30 seconds, so it's a good thing he was so confident about where the vein was -- all that study of bear anatomy sure came in handy.  Even after it passed out, the stick he used to kill it must have weighed over a hundred pounds.  He probably pulled a small tree out of the ground to do it.  

This story inspires me to have my own plaque made, to commemorate that time I scared off a herd of elephants with my dick.

Razz


It seems like a Herculean feat, but the fact is, I saw that bear at a local bar just before that & it he was loaded.  Probably wouldn't have taken much to take him down.
Title: Re: This Guy Is Truly A Bad Ass.
Post by: Strummer on November 14, 2010, 02:33:35 am
The first hiker wakes up the bear

The second hiker pisses off the bear

The third hiker gets et by the bear

Unless he's C Dale Peterson

Title: Re: This Guy Is Truly A Bad Ass.
Post by: Barry Hufker on November 14, 2010, 02:39:05 am
The old saying: I don't have to outrun the bear.  I just have to outrun you.


Title: Re: This Guy Is Truly A Bad Ass.
Post by: C.Cash on November 14, 2010, 07:10:01 am
rshelton wrote on Sat, 13 November 2010 20:52

That guy IS a badass.  With one arm down the bear's throat, he must have wrapped the other arm around its two front legs, to keep it from slicing him with its 5 inch claws.  The bear probably stood up to try get the guy off him, and since grizzlies are about 8 feet tall he must have wrapped his legs around its waist to get high enough to bite its neck.  Then he had to get his mouth through all that fur, and around the wide circumference of its neck, and through all that muscle to bite its jugular.  I'll bet he had to bite down for at least 30 seconds, so it's a good thing he was so confident about where the vein was -- all that study of bear anatomy sure came in handy.  Even after it passed out, the stick he used to kill it must have weighed over a hundred pounds.  He probably pulled a small tree out of the ground to do it.  

This story inspires me to have my own plaque made, to commemorate that time I scared off a herd of elephants with my dick.

Razz



Laughing
Title: Re: This Guy Is Truly A Bad Ass.
Post by: , on November 14, 2010, 09:54:59 am
I stand corrected.  Here's an actual video of C. Dale Petersen killing the bear.  In the beginning you can see him going for its jugular.  Then he stands back and sizes it up, until finally you see him just as he's beginning to put his arm down its throat.  Never even showing fear, just laughing at it and taunting it.  It's hard not to feel sorry for the bear, he never had a chance really.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dl7zzi6WvBk

Title: Re: This Guy Is Truly A Bad Ass.
Post by: Taproot on November 14, 2010, 02:07:33 pm
C. Dale Peterson in action:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f94WI-0chv4&feature=playe r_embedded