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Title: 100 One-Liners To Brighten Your Day
Post by: Barry Hufker on June 16, 2009, 11:18:12 AM
And they will!

http://www.onelinerz.net/top-100-funny-one-liners/

Title: Re: 100 One-Liners To Brighten Your Day
Post by: el duderino on June 16, 2009, 02:13:40 PM
Awesome!

Title: Re: 100 One-Liners To Brighten Your Day
Post by: compasspnt on June 16, 2009, 05:17:14 PM
I liked 86 of them.
Title: Re: 100 One-Liners To Brighten Your Day
Post by: seedyunderbelly.com on June 16, 2009, 05:49:40 PM
Barry

I stopped at #9

People falling down stairs and I am lost

Funny but  take a note from the Master

Here is the same type of idea  However  infuse Sense

http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/o/oscar_wilde.html

The Truth in most of what Oscar said makes it all the more riviting

I reccomend Richard Ellmans OW biography to those in need of a treat

j

Title: Re: 100 One-Liners To Brighten Your Day
Post by: seedyunderbelly.com on June 16, 2009, 05:50:53 PM
That came off wrong  I did not mean to infer there was no sense in the others  ie:  pizza coming b4 the POlice
Title: Re: 100 One-Liners To Brighten Your Day
Post by: Barry Hufker on June 17, 2009, 03:48:37 PM
OW is certainly the wittiest pedophile I know of...



Title: Re: 100 One-Liners To Brighten Your Day
Post by: burp182 on June 18, 2009, 05:20:30 PM
Hey, everyone needs a hobby.


Some of those are really great, Barry. Thank you.
Title: Re: 100 One-Liners To Brighten Your Day
Post by: seedyunderbelly.com on June 19, 2009, 06:06:57 AM
Barry Hufker wrote on Wed, 17 June 2009 14:48

OW is certainly the wittiest pedophile I know of...






Barry,  

He was not a pedophile,  Rocking children is an entirely different thing, one that would make me sleep.
Title: Re: 100 One-Liners To Brighten Your Day
Post by: Podgorny on June 19, 2009, 09:42:08 AM
seedyunderbelly.com wrote on Fri, 19 June 2009 05:06

Barry Hufker wrote on Wed, 17 June 2009 14:48

OW is certainly the wittiest pedophile I know of...



Barry,  

He was not a pedophile,  Rocking children is an entirely different thing, one that would make me sleep.




He was a Pedarast.
Title: Re: 100 One-Liners To Brighten Your Day
Post by: J.J. Blair on June 19, 2009, 10:22:21 AM
I've been saying #2 for years.  In my case, it's a true story.
Title: Re: 100 One-Liners To Brighten Your Day
Post by: seedyunderbelly.com on June 19, 2009, 12:21:40 PM
I guess I stand corrected Barry,  Robert Ross was supposedly underage when he seduced Wilde..
Title: Re: 100 One-Liners To Brighten Your Day
Post by: Jon Hodgson on June 19, 2009, 12:39:40 PM
seedyunderbelly.com wrote on Fri, 19 June 2009 17:21

I guess I stand corrected Barry,  Robert Ross was supposedly underage when he seduced Wilde..


Well in those days there was no age of consent for homosexual relations, so any legal definition of paedophilia based on age of consent is a moot point in this case.

However 17 (Ross's age when they first met apparantly) is not pre-pubescent for most people, which is the clinical definition of paedophillia.

Whatever people's opinions on Oscar Wilde's sexual proclivities, I don't think we should be lumping him in with people who have sexual relations with pre-pubescent children.
Title: Re: 100 One-Liners To Brighten Your Day
Post by: Barry Hufker on June 19, 2009, 12:54:37 PM
I assume there was no "age of consent" for heterosexual relations as well.  Of course if one is under the "age of majority" in any legal sense...

But I can go with what Jon's written.

Barry
Title: Re: 100 One-Liners To Brighten Your Day
Post by: Jon Hodgson on June 19, 2009, 02:16:30 PM
Barry Hufker wrote on Fri, 19 June 2009 17:54

I assume there was no "age of consent" for heterosexual relations as well.


Actually there was, the year they met the age of consent was set at 16 (the same as it is today), for the ten years prior to that it was 13, and the 600 prior to that it was 12.

Though I'm not sure how much "consent" really came into it in the early days of the law, since apparantly the wording of the 1275 statute was along the lines of "It shall be deemed illegal to ravage a maiden who is not of age".

Glad you agree with me on the other stuff Barry.

Title: Re: 100 One-Liners To Brighten Your Day
Post by: Barry Hufker on June 19, 2009, 05:49:16 PM
Do you know why I like to have sex with twenty-seven year olds?



Because there are twenty of them.




EDIT: For those keeping score, here's a table:

http://www.avert.org/age-of-consent.htm


Title: Re: 100 One-Liners To Brighten Your Day
Post by: seedyunderbelly.com on June 21, 2009, 03:52:21 AM
Thanks Jon,

For saving the day - I feel bad for those guys  as by those standards RR  was over the hill-

The first thing that people think of often when OW is brought up is wit and the other thing that Barry wrote -  When in reality one of those things is exceptional  However,  there was so much more in the realm of philosophy and beauty that that fellow was about not to mention his singular example of natual ability.

j
Title: Re: 100 One-Liners To Brighten Your Day
Post by: tom eaton on June 21, 2009, 11:51:58 AM
Audio appropriate, from Barry's original post:

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.