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Subject: The Birk Economic Recovery Plan Post by: danickstr on September 25, 2008, 04:04:34 PM Post by: ssltech on September 25, 2008, 04:13:03 PM ...ohh... THREE ORDERS OF MAGNITUDE!!! -Seriously. WHEN will people learn to use a calculator before publishing stuff that's just plain WRONG! Where the f#$k did this come from? If they can't get shit like THIS correct, I'm damn sure not going to let them suggest how to solve an economic crisis... 200 million x $425,0000 by the way is 85 TRILLION. What retard let that set of dipshit math go to print? Keith Post by: rphilbeck on September 25, 2008, 04:13:56 PM Post by: ssltech on September 25, 2008, 04:14:47 PM This should be called the "BERK" plan... as in cockney Rhyming slang "Berk". (Short for "Berkeley Hunt"... which rhymes with...) Post by: rphilbeck on September 25, 2008, 04:16:46 PM
I was making a joke about the gross mathematical error in the ridiculous write up. Post by: brian harrison on September 25, 2008, 07:37:05 PM Post by: ssltech on September 25, 2008, 08:30:44 PM Take the "Ray Charles clapping test" to determine if you're a Republican or a Democrat. Democrats will clap to "hit the road, Jack" as folows: Hit the road [clap] jack [clap], and don't you come[clap] back.... etc. Republicans will do something like this: [clap] hit the [clap] road, jack [clap] [clap] and [clap] don't you [clap] come back [clap]..but pretend that it is fun and that they "feel" something. Just watch the campaign footage. -I speak the truth. Keith Post by: rphilbeck on September 25, 2008, 09:11:49 PM Post by: grantis on September 25, 2008, 09:23:06 PM
+1 Post by: ssltech on September 25, 2008, 09:27:33 PM Well that speaks volumes, I think. Post by: brian harrison on September 25, 2008, 09:35:27 PM Post by: grantis on September 25, 2008, 10:09:01 PM look at every church in america with a band on sunday mornings..... Post by: brian harrison on September 25, 2008, 10:22:32 PM Post by: grantis on September 25, 2008, 10:25:22 PM you're telling me the drummer hit the snare on 1 and 3? Post by: brian harrison on September 25, 2008, 10:40:55 PM Post by: grantis on September 25, 2008, 10:49:34 PM sure there are people without rhythm, but using it as a political joke is...well...a joke. ohhh....now i get it. Post by: John Ivan on September 26, 2008, 12:43:09 AM
Oh my goodness It really is true.. They don't.. Ya know, Grant. I heard your recordings at your site and they sound really nice. You sing great and write nice tunes. I'm sure you clap on 2 and 4. But really, it's AMAZING to see large gatherings of republicans clap to American soul music of any kind. It's overwhelmingly 1 and 3.. In the case of the big churches, they had to be trained! Besides, who says all the people in those churches are republicans? For some reason. It's true. Most people who identify themselves as conservative republicans, just can't seem to get their groove on. Ivan............... Post by: mgod on September 26, 2008, 09:45:45 AM DS Post by: brian harrison on September 26, 2008, 12:19:56 PM i'm even sorrier but this most certainly is correct sure there are people without rhythm, but using it as a political joke is...well...a joke. i can assure you this aint no joke and only a rhythmically challenged retardigan would think it was. ohhh....now i get it. getting it or not doesn't change the fact that most white folks clap on 1 & 3 and not only can Republicans not Rock they cant even start a self help group to help them with this vexing problem that seems to afflict all of them. what they will do is form a committee to study the problem and try to shift the blame to anyone for the apparent lack of rockability in the republican camp. so why don't you and herr philbeck break out those copies of Mein Kampf you both have hidden under the mattress and see if the answer to rocking is contained within or at the very least continue the practice of trading nugent bootlegs in search of the lost chord. either way these activities should keep you both busy enough to prevent you from stirring the shit around here for a day or two. now go do something good for the country for a change. respectfully yours brian Post by: grantis on September 26, 2008, 03:33:48 PM
Most liberals out there would assume that church-goin "god-feerin" (as another poster cleverly put it) are republican loyal, simply for the abortion position. Doesn't hurt that the assumption is correct. Post by: grantis on September 26, 2008, 03:35:41 PM
i'm not stirring, just discussing.
hardly Post by: brian harrison on September 26, 2008, 06:21:56 PM i thought you were gonna finally use those superpowers for good but nope you are caught once again red handed stirring the pot. maybe a future in the culinary arts would more up your alley because clapping on 2 & 4 isn't a requirement for boiling a weeney until it splits. most respectfully yours brian Post by: rphilbeck on September 26, 2008, 07:25:25 PM Post by: ssltech on September 26, 2008, 08:13:19 PM
"Hello.. -mister Kettle? -this is the Pot here..." Still awaiting your answer on how well traveled you are over in the other thread... -If you wish to speak with any authority, please state your credentials. Keith Post by: brian harrison on September 26, 2008, 09:12:02 PM touched a nerve have we. a simpleton i may be but i have no fear of saying what i feel in fear of losing any clients. this would go totally against the known universal fact that Republicans Can't Rock. why would i want to record someone that can't play or sing or keep a simple back beat with a tambourine. my studio stays as busy as i want and any client would only need to take a glance at the fridge art displayed in the lounge to know that im not a fan of the war criminals who stole the white house and ruined our country. matter of fact if anyone wants to use my wireless network over here i give them the password of cheneysucksgoatcock and they get right on the world wide web. you are more than welcome to pull up in front of my house and sign on the next time you are in town if you feel the need to check email or spout anymore pig vomit. more than anything please remember jesus loves you and i'm still trying to. respectfully yours brian the simpleton Post by: John Ivan on September 26, 2008, 11:27:42 PM
Which Church? Some of the oldest and most active churches in America are filled with Democrats who think abortion is wrong but that it's none of your business unless YOU are pregnant.. Are you with child? Grant? Is there something you aren't telling us? I'm 44 years old and have been playing music for a living since I was 15 years old and it happens to be true that the HUGE majority of right wing people I deal with in music can't swing to save their life and are way to stiff to play R&B music to my liking. And you know Grant, it IS all about me, and my liking.. For I am the God of Hell Fire.. Right? or something or other..and stuff.. Ivan.......... |