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DAILY MAUL: "Nowhere Ma'am" - The Ballad of Sarah Palin (A Pete Sutherland Tune, with thanks to John Lennon)
Submitted by Rob Williams on Wed, 09/10/2008 - 12:22pm.
From Pete Sutherland: Ok, friends - it's "open season".... hope to hear from you (and note that it's been proven time and time again that you don't need to possess an excess of MUSICAL talent to be good at parody-making) - Pete
NOWHERE MA'AM
She's a real nowhere ma'am
Gov'nor of her nowhere land
Never dreamed that Uncle Sam would want her
Got a righteous point of view
Knows where Big Oil's flowin' to
Ain't she just like "W" and Cheney?
Nowhere ma'am - please listen
It's not your gender that they're dissin'
Nowhere ma'am - a stay-at-home mom
Was never your plan
Got a recipe for moose
Tastes like federal pork au jus
It's on-line - she's got no use for libraries
Don't like Roe v. Wade alot
Thinks creation should be taught
Doesn't matter if she's "hot' - she scares me
Nowhere ma'am - youre upsetted
On the web you're bein' vetted
Need a hand? - the National Guard
Is at your command!
She's a real nowhere ma'am
Gov'nor of her nowhere land
Never dreamed that Uncle Sam would want her
lyrics c 2008 Pete Sutherland
music - undying thanks to John Lennon
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Fun and clever.