Post by: Barry Hufker on November 12, 2010, 01:10:09 AM
Post by: grantis on November 12, 2010, 01:14:49 AM
Post by: MagnetoSound on November 12, 2010, 02:40:00 AM
Wow - with his bear hands!
Post by: Barry Hufker on November 12, 2010, 03:54:55 AM
and mandible...
Post by: Taproot on November 12, 2010, 08:09:10 AM
Post by: arconaut on November 12, 2010, 10:43:26 AM
Did he have a bear-proof suit like the guy from Project Grizzly?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3CzYw5-qdA
Post by: Barry Hufker on November 12, 2010, 12:47:44 PM
Post by: Strummer on November 12, 2010, 09:13:45 PM
Mr Bear, I love every hair on your twenty-seven acre body.......
Post by: Barry Hufker on November 12, 2010, 11:32:45 PM
Post by: pete andrews on November 13, 2010, 12:56:21 PM
-pete
Post by: , on November 13, 2010, 09:52:45 PM
This story inspires me to have my own plaque made, to commemorate that time I scared off a herd of elephants with my dick.
Post by: Barry Hufker on November 13, 2010, 09:57:08 PM
Barry
Post by: Berolzheimer on November 14, 2010, 12:01:40 AM
| rshelton wrote on Sat, 13 November 2010 18:52 |
That guy IS a badass. With one arm down the bear's throat, he must have wrapped the other arm around its two front legs, to keep it from slicing him with its 5 inch claws. The bear probably stood up to try get the guy off him, and since grizzlies are about 8 feet tall he must have wrapped his legs around its waist to get high enough to bite its neck. Then he had to get his mouth through all that fur, and around the wide circumference of its neck, and through all that muscle to bite its jugular. I'll bet he had to bite down for at least 30 seconds, so it's a good thing he was so confident about where the vein was -- all that study of bear anatomy sure came in handy. Even after it passed out, the stick he used to kill it must have weighed over a hundred pounds. He probably pulled a small tree out of the ground to do it. This story inspires me to have my own plaque made, to commemorate that time I scared off a herd of elephants with my dick. |
It seems like a Herculean feat, but the fact is, I saw that bear at a local bar just before that & it he was loaded. Probably wouldn't have taken much to take him down.
Post by: Strummer on November 14, 2010, 02:33:35 AM
The second hiker pisses off the bear
The third hiker gets et by the bear
Unless he's C Dale Peterson
Post by: Barry Hufker on November 14, 2010, 02:39:05 AM
Post by: C.Cash on November 14, 2010, 07:10:01 AM
| rshelton wrote on Sat, 13 November 2010 20:52 |
That guy IS a badass. With one arm down the bear's throat, he must have wrapped the other arm around its two front legs, to keep it from slicing him with its 5 inch claws. The bear probably stood up to try get the guy off him, and since grizzlies are about 8 feet tall he must have wrapped his legs around its waist to get high enough to bite its neck. Then he had to get his mouth through all that fur, and around the wide circumference of its neck, and through all that muscle to bite its jugular. I'll bet he had to bite down for at least 30 seconds, so it's a good thing he was so confident about where the vein was -- all that study of bear anatomy sure came in handy. Even after it passed out, the stick he used to kill it must have weighed over a hundred pounds. He probably pulled a small tree out of the ground to do it. This story inspires me to have my own plaque made, to commemorate that time I scared off a herd of elephants with my dick. |
Post by: , on November 14, 2010, 09:54:59 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dl7zzi6WvBk
Post by: Taproot on November 14, 2010, 02:07:33 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f94WI-0chv4&feature=playe r_embedded