jackthebear wrote on Wed, 05 October 2005 03:59 |
AlanS wrote on Wed, 05 October 2005 16:38 | Some of the very designers whose products are being abused are readying some counter-weapons of their own in an effort to create some space for music to breathe again.
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People abuse the products so if designers are going down this path they should label these new "improved " boxes as the Keystone Kops Edition.
Can you imagine Winshester developing a rifle that only fires marshmallows?
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If loud was really a big deal, they'd legalize silencers.
If you outlaw loud, only criminals will have loud systems.
Let's make some more laws that protect people from themselves, for example.
1. Headphone SPL will not exceed 90dBA. People are going deaf because the SPL is too high.
2. Outlaw the Who and Deep Purple.
3. Stop the Space Shuttle launches.
4. No more jet airliners.
5. Cruise liner warning whistles will not exceed 100dB.
6. All Nascar autos must have mufflers.
7. Go to jail if you take the muffler off of your Harley.
8. Yelling wives must not exceed 75dB.
Hey, wait a minute, that last one may be worth shooting for.