Here are a couple I found
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=3 282&item=5764740355&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW
I quote: "Mpingo is the Swahili name for Dalbergia melanoxylon, the East African Blackwood"
"Mpingo trees grow best when fertilized with human blood, and because the Mpingo tree produces audiophile wood, it really prefers to be fertilized with the blood from an audiophile. We have learned from long experience Mpingo trees really thrive when fed the blood from a fat white male audiophile who prefers SET?s and horns. The witchdoctor tells us that sacrifices from lovers of SET?s and horns results in Mpingo trees with smoother, less harsh and less angular foliage." (edit)
and
the amazing intelligent quantum dot chip (be sure to read the description of how it works)
http://www.machinadynamica.com/machina27.htmI've used them both, and I swear the polarized resonance of the positive electron field in my room has taken on an amber hue that I thought was previously unattainable.