my favorite part of the ass kicking auction was his two page description.
some where in there (and it was full of gems) he says, "you pay for the plane tickets, but i book.....you can't know when i'm going to kick your ass. it might be at your office, it might be at a bar, you just won't know. and don't think you can hide in your house behind your wife and kids. i'll come in there and rough them up to, if i feel like it. and that's an extra charge to you as you're only paying for one ass kicking here."
hahahahahaha
i saw a legit auction for a mans kidney years ago. the auction was up to 1 million dollars when ebay shut it down.