Worst fears:
1. Being buried alive.
2. Going to Guitar Center.
As cliche as it is, there are always at least 3 kids shredding and one of them working on Stairway. All at the same time, on 100 watt stacks. It's a sound that should just be overdubbed onto truly scary horror pictures, surprised they haven't discovered that one yet. And then I inevitably have to ask the kids at the counter, 'How can you take this?'.
Proudly, it's been at least 3 years now but Bestbuy is trying to install their own little guitar centeresque sections.
Is there a special school somewhere in the mountains that deprograms these poor kids?