Wow... -
tough crowd today!
By the way Barks, I hear that Iceland is now offering ash-back...
At least the Icelandic banks no longer have an ash-flow problem.
Alright, now that my fingers have recovered...
A couple take their young old son to a nude beach. As the boy and his mother walk along the beach, he notices that several of the women have larger breasts than his mother's so he asks why this should be.
She tells him,
"The bigger they are, the more stupid the lady is."The boy accepts this reply and goes off for a swim in the ocean but soon comes back and asks why so many of the men have larger danglies than his dad does.
She replies, "The bigger THEY are, the more stupid the man is."
"by the way..." she goes on, "Have you seen your dad anywhere?"
"Oh yes" the son replies; "He's a little further down the beach talking to the dumbest girl I've ever seen... and the more he talks to her, the more stupid HE seems to be getting!!!