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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #135 on: April 21, 2010, 10:13:00 AM »

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #136 on: April 21, 2010, 11:45:17 AM »

Don't get Barkley's joke at all.
Here's one for the 'Mericans.

What's the difference between Glenn Beck and The Hindenburg?

One's a flaming Nazi gasbag, the other was a zeppelin.
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ssltech

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #137 on: April 21, 2010, 07:32:03 PM »

Took me a couple of seconds, but I got it. (recent sports scandal)

I have one, but it's going to take quite a bit of typing, so later on...
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MDM (maxdimario) wrote on Fri, 16 November 2007 21:36

I have the feeling that I have more experience in my little finger than you do in your whole body about audio electronics..

Barry Hufker

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #138 on: April 22, 2010, 12:35:38 AM »

I'm glad you don't feel like typing your joke now 'cause I don't feel like typing any laughter right now....  whew.


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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #139 on: April 22, 2010, 03:47:58 AM »

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ssltech

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #140 on: April 22, 2010, 08:32:58 AM »

Wow... -tough crowd today!

By the way Barks, I hear that Iceland is now offering ash-back...

At least the Icelandic banks no longer have an ash-flow problem.



Alright, now that my fingers have recovered...



A couple take their young old son to a nude beach. As the boy and his mother walk along the beach, he notices that several of the women have larger breasts than his mother's so he asks why this should be.

She tells him, "The bigger they are, the more stupid the lady is."

The boy accepts this reply and goes off for a swim in the ocean but soon comes back and asks why so many of the men have larger danglies than his dad does.

She replies, "The bigger THEY are, the more stupid the man is."

"by the way..." she goes on, "Have you seen your dad anywhere?"

"Oh yes" the son replies; "He's a little further down the beach talking to the dumbest girl I've ever seen... and the more he talks to her, the more stupid HE seems to be getting!!!

Twisted Evil
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MDM (maxdimario) wrote on Fri, 16 November 2007 21:36

I have the feeling that I have more experience in my little finger than you do in your whole body about audio electronics..

ssltech

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #141 on: April 22, 2010, 08:37:22 AM »

What did the blonde say when she woke up lying on her back under a cow?







"Okay... which one of you is going to drive me home?"

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MDM (maxdimario) wrote on Fri, 16 November 2007 21:36

I have the feeling that I have more experience in my little finger than you do in your whole body about audio electronics..

Barkley McKay

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #142 on: April 22, 2010, 09:04:42 AM »

ssltech wrote on Thu, 22 April 2010 13:32

Wow... -tough crowd today!

By the way Barks, I hear that Iceland is now offering ash-back...

At least the Icelandic banks no longer have an ash-flow problem.




Yeah we asked for "Cash" when the crunch happened not "Ash"

Lots of conspiracy about Ashley C and his "persuasion" and it all being a sham anyway, considering Cheryl's publicised racist attack/remarks a few years ago in a nightclub.

read; She can't be Racist because... and He can't be G*y because he married eetc.

A celebrity marriage of convenience!  Twisted Evil
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Barry Hufker

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #143 on: April 22, 2010, 10:50:59 AM »

Naw.... I still don't feel like typing any laughter.  Maybe later...


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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #144 on: April 22, 2010, 12:43:31 PM »

Hey Barry...

Did you hear about the wooden horse?
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MDM (maxdimario) wrote on Fri, 16 November 2007 21:36

I have the feeling that I have more experience in my little finger than you do in your whole body about audio electronics..

Barry Hufker

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #145 on: April 22, 2010, 01:25:00 PM »

Wooden go??


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


I know that punchline isn't mine.



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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #146 on: April 22, 2010, 01:44:19 PM »

almost....

-Wooden crap!

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MDM (maxdimario) wrote on Fri, 16 November 2007 21:36

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #147 on: April 22, 2010, 02:58:12 PM »

what happened to ah-thang-yoo?  or however it is onomatopoeia'd?
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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #148 on: April 22, 2010, 04:27:27 PM »

Ayeeee-thangyeow! ...-In best Arthur Askey voice, of course, since it was Arthur's catch phrase.

He was a pupil at the same school (St. Michael-in-the-hamlet) as I was up til age 10, at which point he went to 'Liverpool Institute'. -While Paul was there, he would have regularly been reminded that Arthur was one of the most famous former pupils of the school... -It's one of the few things which Paul and I have in common.  Very Happy

The institute (Arthur and Paul's old school) is now quite a well-regarded recording college.

Keith
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MDM (maxdimario) wrote on Fri, 16 November 2007 21:36

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #149 on: April 23, 2010, 01:33:38 PM »


Gordon Brown set off on a state visit to Israel. While he was on a tour of Jerusalem he suffered a heart attack and died.

The undertaker informed the British Diplomats accompanying him, 'You can have him shipped home for
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MDM (maxdimario) wrote on Fri, 16 November 2007 21:36

I have the feeling that I have more experience in my little finger than you do in your whole body about audio electronics..
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