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Even in death, he brings us laughter
Jacko Memorial Joke 1
Reports of Michael Jackson having a heart attack are incorrect.
He was found in the children˙s ward having a stroke.
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The King of Pop referred to semen as "Duck Butter".
And the booze he gave to young boys as "Jesus Juice".
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Jacko Memorial Joke 2
There will be a post-mortem today to determine which was the cause of death:
A) Sunshine B) Moonlight C) Good Times D) Boogie
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"I don't think we will ever have a world without
Michael Jackson." Trevor Nelson
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Jacko Memorial Joke 3
Michael Jackson died of shock after finding out Boyz II Men was a band not a delivery service.
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"Michael Jackson showed me that you can actually see
the beat. He made me believe in magic. I will
miss him." - P Diddy
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Jacko Memorial Joke 4
Jockeys at tomorrow's race meetings will wear
black armbands out of respect for Michael Jackson,
who successfully rode more three year olds than
anyone in living memory.
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"When he held me and hugged me I could feel total,
unconditional love from him. It was one of the most
special moments of my life." - Uri Geller.
(Poor Uri is likely to be the second biggest loser
from Jacko's death. The only reason for the media
to call on him now is gone.)
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Jacko Memorial Joke 5
McDonald's are bringing out the Michael
Jackson tribute burger.
50 year old meat between two 7 year old buns.
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"I'm having a million different reactions
I didn't expect I would feel." Cher
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Jacko Memorial Joke 6
What