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Barry Hufker

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Re: 100 One-Liners To Brighten Your Day
« Reply #1 on: June 16, 2009, 02:13:40 pm »

Awesome!

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Re: 100 One-Liners To Brighten Your Day
« Reply #2 on: June 16, 2009, 05:17:14 pm »

I liked 86 of them.
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Re: 100 One-Liners To Brighten Your Day
« Reply #3 on: June 16, 2009, 05:49:40 pm »

Barry

I stopped at #9

People falling down stairs and I am lost

Funny but  take a note from the Master

Here is the same type of idea  However  infuse Sense

http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/o/oscar_wilde.html

The Truth in most of what Oscar said makes it all the more riviting

I reccomend Richard Ellmans OW biography to those in need of a treat

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Re: 100 One-Liners To Brighten Your Day
« Reply #4 on: June 16, 2009, 05:50:53 pm »

That came off wrong  I did not mean to infer there was no sense in the others  ie:  pizza coming b4 the POlice

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Re: 100 One-Liners To Brighten Your Day
« Reply #5 on: June 17, 2009, 03:48:37 pm »

OW is certainly the wittiest pedophile I know of...



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Re: 100 One-Liners To Brighten Your Day
« Reply #6 on: June 18, 2009, 05:20:30 pm »

Hey, everyone needs a hobby.


Some of those are really great, Barry. Thank you.
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seedyunderbelly.com

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Re: 100 One-Liners To Brighten Your Day
« Reply #7 on: June 19, 2009, 06:06:57 am »

Barry Hufker wrote on Wed, 17 June 2009 14:48

OW is certainly the wittiest pedophile I know of...






Barry,  

He was not a pedophile,  Rocking children is an entirely different thing, one that would make me sleep.

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Re: 100 One-Liners To Brighten Your Day
« Reply #8 on: June 19, 2009, 09:42:08 am »

seedyunderbelly.com wrote on Fri, 19 June 2009 05:06

Barry Hufker wrote on Wed, 17 June 2009 14:48

OW is certainly the wittiest pedophile I know of...



Barry,  

He was not a pedophile,  Rocking children is an entirely different thing, one that would make me sleep.




He was a Pedarast.
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Re: 100 One-Liners To Brighten Your Day
« Reply #9 on: June 19, 2009, 10:22:21 am »

I've been saying #2 for years.  In my case, it's a true story.
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Re: 100 One-Liners To Brighten Your Day
« Reply #10 on: June 19, 2009, 12:21:40 pm »

I guess I stand corrected Barry,  Robert Ross was supposedly underage when he seduced Wilde..

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Re: 100 One-Liners To Brighten Your Day
« Reply #11 on: June 19, 2009, 12:39:40 pm »

seedyunderbelly.com wrote on Fri, 19 June 2009 17:21

I guess I stand corrected Barry,  Robert Ross was supposedly underage when he seduced Wilde..


Well in those days there was no age of consent for homosexual relations, so any legal definition of paedophilia based on age of consent is a moot point in this case.

However 17 (Ross's age when they first met apparantly) is not pre-pubescent for most people, which is the clinical definition of paedophillia.

Whatever people's opinions on Oscar Wilde's sexual proclivities, I don't think we should be lumping him in with people who have sexual relations with pre-pubescent children.
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Barry Hufker

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Re: 100 One-Liners To Brighten Your Day
« Reply #12 on: June 19, 2009, 12:54:37 pm »

I assume there was no "age of consent" for heterosexual relations as well.  Of course if one is under the "age of majority" in any legal sense...

But I can go with what Jon's written.

Barry
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Re: 100 One-Liners To Brighten Your Day
« Reply #13 on: June 19, 2009, 02:16:30 pm »

Barry Hufker wrote on Fri, 19 June 2009 17:54

I assume there was no "age of consent" for heterosexual relations as well.


Actually there was, the year they met the age of consent was set at 16 (the same as it is today), for the ten years prior to that it was 13, and the 600 prior to that it was 12.

Though I'm not sure how much "consent" really came into it in the early days of the law, since apparantly the wording of the 1275 statute was along the lines of "It shall be deemed illegal to ravage a maiden who is not of age".

Glad you agree with me on the other stuff Barry.

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Barry Hufker

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Re: 100 One-Liners To Brighten Your Day
« Reply #14 on: June 19, 2009, 05:49:16 pm »

Do you know why I like to have sex with twenty-seven year olds?



Because there are twenty of them.




EDIT: For those keeping score, here's a table:

http://www.avert.org/age-of-consent.htm


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