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[Edvaard]

I have hesitated to Brioche this subject before, but I must admit that the rye sense of humor here has me totally flatbreaded.

[compasspnt]

It does rolly wheat one's appetite for more...

Some of us knead to know...

[ssltech]

It Scone too far, dough.

[compasspnt]

Then stop your loafing around, and whip up some more.

[Larrchild]

These puns are half-baked! *rolls up sleeves*
It's a Wonder that you get a laugh.
But I will rise to the occasion here, and put the levity back in unleavened, the Doh! back in dough and make you all wanna challah for more.

[JDNelson]

This is indeed one halawa thread.

[Barry Hufker]

Thank goodness this thread has no facts in it.  If there were any there would be no margarine for error.


Even so, I might knead a break from this...

[Jay Kadis]

We should have let the air out of this thread several pages ago.

[ssltech]

Multi-groan.

I hate to pain anyone, but the tone is getting a little sour, dough... -It's a real pita.

It's left me feeling a little glazed... if anyone was injera'd, I'd only ask myself: -"Rye?"

I hope this thread's tortilla a lefsan.

Keith

(sorry!)

[compasspnt]

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYH2ETdg4w0&feature=relat ed



Poppin' Fresh's girlfriend wanted to help out on buying his gas, because he was driving her to baking school every day.

But being a mere yeast cake at the moment, she doesn't have a job, so she can't get hold of much cash.

But she was finally able to save five cents.

She didn't want to get the gasoline on her hands, so she gave it to her little dough boy.

And he pumped her nickel.

[compasspnt]