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Hank Alrich

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"Nowhere Ma'am"
« on: September 28, 2008, 04:50:15 pm »

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DAILY MAUL: "Nowhere Ma'am" - The Ballad of Sarah Palin (A Pete Sutherland Tune, with thanks to John Lennon)

Submitted by Rob Williams on Wed, 09/10/2008 - 12:22pm.

From Pete Sutherland: Ok, friends - it's "open season".... hope to hear from you (and note that it's been proven time and time again that you don't need to possess an excess of MUSICAL talent to be good at parody-making)  - Pete

NOWHERE MA'AM

She's a real nowhere ma'am
Gov'nor of her nowhere land
Never dreamed that Uncle Sam would want her

Got a righteous point of view
Knows where Big Oil's flowin' to
Ain't she just like "W" and Cheney?

  Nowhere ma'am - please listen
  It's not your gender that they're dissin'
  Nowhere ma'am - a stay-at-home mom
  Was never your plan

Got a recipe for moose
Tastes like federal pork au jus
It's on-line - she's got no use for libraries

Don't like Roe v. Wade alot
Thinks creation should be taught
Doesn't matter if she's "hot' - she scares me

  Nowhere ma'am - youre upsetted
  On the web you're bein' vetted
  Need a hand? -  the National Guard
  Is at your command!

She's a real nowhere ma'am
Gov'nor of her nowhere land
Never dreamed that Uncle Sam would want her

lyrics c 2008 Pete Sutherland
music - undying thanks to John Lennon

Barry Hufker

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Re: "Nowhere Ma'am"
« Reply #1 on: September 28, 2008, 11:31:32 pm »

Fun and clever.

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