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compasspnt

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Hey Suckers, I Just Hit The Jackpot!
« on: September 15, 2008, 10:26:49 PM »

Looks like Bill Gates is sending me some real money!

It's been fun hanging with you losers, but I just struck it rich, so I am out of here!

I received this official notice today:




MICROSOFT PROMOTION AWARD TEAM
20 Craven Park, Harlesden
London NW10,United Kingdom
Ref: BTD/968/08
Batch: 409978E

Dear Lucky Winner,

WINNING NOTIFICATION

The prestigious Microsoft and AOL has set out and successfully organised a
Sweepstakes marking the Annual anniversary we rolled out over
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Re: Hey Suckers, I Just Hit The Jackpot!
« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2008, 10:31:55 PM »

Oh yeah, well I'm a finalist in the Reader's Digest and Publisher's Clearing house sweepstakes . . . worth a heck of a lot more than that!
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Re: Hey Suckers, I Just Hit The Jackpot!
« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2008, 10:37:47 PM »


That's nuthin, I've got a deal going where all I have to do is transfer this huge estate into a bank in our country and the finder is going share with me 50/50.... it's in the millions man!

Already sent my ten grand... I'm gonna be RICH!

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Re: Hey Suckers, I Just Hit The Jackpot!
« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2008, 11:16:03 PM »

Well, good for you guys. I STILL have ya beat!

I have in front of me as I type this, a bag of "Dove, Dark Chocolate Promises". I might eat the whole bag tonight..

HA!!

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Re: Hey Suckers, I Just Hit The Jackpot!
« Reply #4 on: September 16, 2008, 02:58:03 AM »

MICROSOFT PROMOTION AWARD TEAM

What a Bill of Goods.

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Re: Hey Suckers, I Just Hit The Jackpot!
« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2008, 03:34:54 AM »

in a word .... congratulations !
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Re: Hey Suckers, I Just Hit The Jackpot!
« Reply #6 on: September 16, 2008, 06:15:32 AM »

anyone want buy some land in lateral dimensions???
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Re: Hey Suckers, I Just Hit The Jackpot!
« Reply #7 on: September 16, 2008, 08:45:14 AM »

I can't wait to spend all those Great Britain Pounds.
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Re: Hey Suckers, I Just Hit The Jackpot!
« Reply #8 on: September 16, 2008, 10:25:17 AM »

If Bill Gates had a sense of humor, he'd start paying people to forward emails. For real. He'd put Snopes.com out of business.
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Re: Hey Suckers, I Just Hit The Jackpot!
« Reply #9 on: September 16, 2008, 10:32:58 AM »

I've been getting an increasing number of email requests from our brave boys overseas to help them get $25 million out of Iraq, but I think that might be looting.

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Re: Hey Suckers, I Just Hit The Jackpot!
« Reply #10 on: September 16, 2008, 11:34:13 AM »

I love how it's from microsoft with a hotmail address
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Re: Hey Suckers, I Just Hit The Jackpot!
« Reply #11 on: September 16, 2008, 12:08:58 PM »

Actually, Microsoft owns Hotmail...
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Re: Hey Suckers, I Just Hit The Jackpot!
« Reply #12 on: September 16, 2008, 12:25:21 PM »

Good work, Terry!

-I see that you even managed to win one of the "annual year anniversary draws"... -That probably means even MORE Great Britain Pounds!

Nice that they thank "Bill Gates and his associates..." although y'know... didn't Bill leave the company BEFORE the 13th of September? -Good job they use a Hotmail address, or I'd suspect that this wasn't REALLY from Microsoft!

Do drop by and visit. -I'll happily help you lose a few of those Great Britain Pounds.

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Re: Hey Suckers, I Just Hit The Jackpot!
« Reply #13 on: September 16, 2008, 01:55:41 PM »

Wow, half a million pounds.  Why that's almost a million dollars.  On that much money, I could retire for...  oh, maybe 10 years anyway.

compasspnt wrote on Tue, 16 September 2008 05:45

I can't wait to spend all those Great Britain Pounds.


Yeah, that cracked me up as well.  Other than that though, it is at least mostly grammatically correct.  A definite improvement over the usual "You number you send, me send you muney lots much!  MOST LEGAL!!!!"  slop that usually arrives.

ktownson wrote on Tue, 16 September 2008 09:08

Actually, Microsoft owns Hotmail...

Yeah, and the interesting thing is that when MS launched hotmail, they of course did so on their own IIS platform.

It lasted almost 2 hours before it crashed and burned.

Hotmail (completely owned by Microsoft) is hosted entirely on Linux.

Mmmm...  irony.
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Re: Hey Suckers, I Just Hit The Jackpot!
« Reply #14 on: September 16, 2008, 02:46:25 PM »

I’ve seen the future, I can’t afford it
Tell me the truth sir, someone just bought it
Say Mr. Whispers! here come the click of dice
Roulette and blackjacks - gonna build us a paradise
Larger than life and twice as ugly
If we have to live there, you’ll have to drug me

Maybe these luxuries can only compensate
For all the cards you were dealt at the hands of fate
So tell me
Tell me! tell me! how to be a millionaire
Tell me! tell me! how to be a millionaire!
~ABC "How to be a Millionaire"
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Re: Hey Suckers, I Just Hit The Jackpot!
« Reply #15 on: September 16, 2008, 02:49:04 PM »

Quote:

Yeah, and the interesting thing is that when MS launched hotmail, they of course did so on their own IIS platform.

It lasted almost 2 hours before it crashed and burned.

Hotmail (completely owned by Microsoft) is hosted entirely on Linux.


The first time I made a bad url on Hotmail and got the Apache/Linux 404 message instead of an IIS one, I laughed loudly.
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Re: Hey Suckers, I Just Hit The Jackpot!
« Reply #16 on: September 16, 2008, 05:33:42 PM »

Larr, don't tell that one on a date.... Smile
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Re: Hey Suckers, I Just Hit The Jackpot!
« Reply #17 on: September 16, 2008, 06:00:30 PM »

GOOD LORD!

When it rains, it pours.

TODAY, I WON THE LOTTERY!!!

I  know it is real, because it comes from a .edu address!!

Just couldn't get any better than this...




From:
MR. CLEMENT ROGERS <rudolphs@onid.orst.edu>
To:
undisclosed-recipients:;
Date:
Tue, 16 Sep 2008 9:08 am
FROM THE DESK OF E-MAIL
PROMOTIONS MANAGER
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE
AWARD DEPARTMENT,
AMSTERDAM-NETHERLANDS ..
Reference No:GP 14-M-246-04
BATCH NO: 573881545-NL/2008
WINNER NO: 7
ELECTRONIC E-MAIL AWARD WINNING NOTIFICATION
AWARD PRESENTATION CENTER: AMSTERDAM-NETHERLANDS.
Dear Winner,

We are pleased to inform you of the result of the last final annual draw of our
LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL Programs. The online cyber lotto draws was conducted from
an exclusive list of 25,000,000 e-mail addresses of individuals and corporate
institutions,picked by an advanced automated random computer search from the
internet.No tickects were sold.

After this automated computer ballot, your e-mail address emerged as a winner
in the category "A" with the following numbers attached Ref: Number:GP 14-M-246-
04,Batch Number:573881545-NL/2008 and Ticket Number: PP 3502 /8707-01.

You are therefore to receive a cash prize of $2,500,000.00. ( Two Million Five
Hundred Thousand ) from the totalpayout.

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Your prize award has been insured with your e-mail address and will be
transferred to you upon meeting our requirements, statutory obligations,
verifications, validations and satisfactory report. To file in for the
processing of your prize winnings, you are advised to contact our Certified and
Accredited claims agent for category "A" winners with the information below:

************************************************

MR. CLEMENT ROGERS
Phone: +31 624 200 019
Email: clementrogers@aol.com

You are advice to provide him with the following information:

Names:
Telephone/Fax number:
Nationality:
Occupation:
Age:

NOTE: All winnings must be claimed not later than (14) days;
thereafterunclaimed funds would be included in the next stake. Remember to
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lottery information confidential, especially your reference and ticket numbers.

(This is important as a case of double claim will not be tolerated).Members of
affiliated agencies are PROHIBITED from participating in this program.

Furthermore, should there be any change of address, do inform our agent as soon
as possible.

Congratulations once more from our members of staff and thank you for being
part of our Promotional Program.

This email may contain information which is confidential and/or privileged. The
information is intended solely for the use of the individual or entity named
above. If you ar not the intended recipient,
be aware that any disclosure, copying, distribution or use of the contents is
prohibited.If you have received this electronic transmission in error,please
notify the sender by telephone or return email and delete the material from
your computer.

Regards,
Walter JonesLottery Coordinator.
SINCERELY,

Mrs.Jenneke van Deuren
(PROMOTIONS MANAGER).
LOTTERY SPONSORS : CHIEF SPONSORS;
Past winners.

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Re: Hey Suckers, I Just Hit The Jackpot!
« Reply #18 on: September 16, 2008, 08:44:33 PM »

..c'mon Terry..play along so we all can watch..and learn!
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Re: Hey Suckers, I Just Hit The Jackpot!
« Reply #19 on: September 16, 2008, 08:54:05 PM »

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Re: Hey Suckers, I Just Hit The Jackpot!
« Reply #20 on: September 16, 2008, 09:47:25 PM »

Wow, that's an old favorite of mine! There was a black and white version in National Lampoon about 35 years ago.

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Re: Hey Suckers, I Just Hit The Jackpot!
« Reply #21 on: September 17, 2008, 11:22:18 AM »

Hi guys:

Not to be left behind, I am getting money from United Nations (don't know how much).  Way to go!


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                           UNITED NATIONS SECURTIY COUNCIL
                     UN HEADQUATERS: NEW YORK CITY, USA
                                          TELEGRAMS: UNSC, NETWORK FASCIMILE

                                                                               
                   17th, September 2008

    UN SECURITY COUNCIL PAYMENT RELEASE REF: UNC/UNSC/0013/08

SIR,                                  
                                                                               
                         
The British government in conjunction with US GOVERNMENT, WORLD BANK, UNITED
NATIONS do hereby give this irrevocable payment approval order with Release
Code: GNC/3480/02/00 in your favor for your contract entitlement/award winning
payment with the UNITED NATIONS to be credited into your nominated bank
account. Your Payment references are as follow; United Nations Approval No:
UN5685P, White House Approved No: WH44CV, Reference No: 35460021, Allocation
No: 674632 Password No: 339331, Pin Code No: 5674 and your Certificate of Merit
Payment No: 103; World Bank Released Code No: 073; Abbey National Telex
confirmation No: - 72560034; Having received these vital payment details,
therefore you have been approved to received and confirm Your payment with the
ABBEY NATIONAL BANK PLC - UNITED KINGDOM immediately.

Without any waste of time, you are required to Communicate and deal only with;

MR. PHILLIP K. WILLIAMS, DIRECTOR
INTERNATIONAL REMMITTANCE DEPARTMENT
ABBEY NATIONAL BANK PLC
Abbey National House,
2 Triton Square, Regent's Place, London, NW1 3AN, UK.
Tel: 44 702 403 4901; Fax: 44 870 4789759,
Email: williams@abbey-nationalbankplc.com; phillipkwameuno@yahoo.com

It is of utmost important that you contact the above delegated officer for an
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that you are not allowed to correspond with any unauthorized individual or
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1) YOUR FULL NAME & ADDRESS, CITY, STATE AND COUNTRY.
2) PHONE, FAX AND MOBILE
3) BANK NAME & ADRESS
4) ACCOUNT NUMBER & SWIFT CODE/ ROUTING NUMBER

BEST WISHES,
                                                                               
   
                                                                               
                           
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Re: Hey Suckers, I Just Hit The Jackpot!
« Reply #22 on: September 17, 2008, 01:41:22 PM »

Wow, you too!

And they say there's a financial crisis!

I know yours is real, because I have heard of Senator Lugar.

And it's great that he is on the "FOREIGN RELATION COMMITTEE."

That will help you.


Sort of like an Uncle in Italy.
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Re: Hey Suckers, I Just Hit The Jackpot!
« Reply #23 on: September 17, 2008, 04:22:55 PM »

compasspnt wrote on Wed, 17 September 2008 13:41

Wow, you too!

And they say there's a financial crisis!

I know yours is real, because I have heard of Senator Lugar.

And it's great that he is on the "FOREIGN RELATION COMMITTEE."

That will help you.


Sort of like an Uncle in Italy.


Laughing  Laughing  Laughing  Laughing

Excellent!! I do love getting these. I've replied with long LONG drawn out schemes about MY situation, and how I have 50 DC-9's that I need to get into Estonia.. I fear they are not being received however, and I will lose the Jet's to the feds and end up doing hard time..

Woe unto me..

I DO have my bag of Chocolates though..

Yum!!

Ivan...................
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Re: Hey Suckers, I Just Hit The Jackpot!
« Reply #24 on: September 18, 2008, 07:38:10 AM »

BIG BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES TO BE MADE SELLING ANUS BRAND LAPTOPS TO AFRICA!!!

http://thescambaiter.com/forum/showthread.php?t=109
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Re: Hey Suckers, I Just Hit The Jackpot!
« Reply #25 on: September 18, 2008, 05:06:07 PM »

mukul wrote on Wed, 17 September 2008 11:22

Hi guys:

Not to be left behind, I am getting money from United Nations (don't know how much).  Way to go!


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                           UNITED NATIONS SECURTIY COUNCIL
                     UN HEADQUATERS: NEW YORK CITY, USA
                                          TELEGRAMS: UNSC, NETWORK FASCIMILE

                                                                               
                   17th, September 2008

    UN SECURITY COUNCIL PAYMENT RELEASE REF: UNC/UNSC/0013/08

SIR,                                  
                                                                               
                         
The British government in conjunction with US GOVERNMENT, WORLD BANK, UNITED
NATIONS do hereby give this irrevocable payment approval order with Release
Code: GNC/3480/02/00 in your favor for your contract entitlement/award winning
payment with the UNITED NATIONS to be credited into your nominated bank
account.



good thing the UN are finally doing something worthwhile with their time!
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« Reply #26 on: September 18, 2008, 06:52:53 PM »


How's this for a tragic story.........and she didn'e even want to have my baby.....???

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Dearly beloved,  

Here writes Mrs. Sarah Habibah Abdulkalam, a widow from Kuwait. I was married to Late Dr. Akber Saa’d Abdulkalam of blessed memory who worked with Kuwait Embassy in Sudan and Benin Republic for Twelve years and retired as an oil merchant before he died in the year 2000. We were married for eighteen years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days.  

After his death I decided not to re-marry or get a child outside my matrimonial home. Since four years after his death, i have been battling with both cancer, fibroid problems and hearing impairments resulting from a drug reaction. When my late husband was alive, we deposited the sum of $7.6m (Seven Million six hundred thousand U.S. Dollars) with a Bank and till date this money is still with the Bank.

Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next three months because of the complications with the cancer problem. Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to either an organization or a reliable individual in your person who shall utilize this money to better the lives of the less privileged. I want you to use this money in all sincerity to fund a memorial foundation in my late husband's name that will benefit the orphanage, widows and the destitute.  

God's benevolence has encouraged me to take this bold step. I am taking this decision because I do not have any child that will inherit this money and my husband's relatives has been very hostile and unkind to me since after my husbands death. Most unfortunately i do not have any trace to any of my family relatives because my parents eloped to United Kingdom due to traditional constraints on them and never mentioned home till they all died.  

So I don't want my husband's hard earned money to be misused by his relatives or be used in an unholy manner. Hence the reason for taking this bold decision, I know that after death I will be with God the most beneficent and merciful. I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going.

As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contacts of the bank. For legitimacy, I will also give you a letter of authority (Power of attorney) that will establish you as my appointed beneficiary to this money. Any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing for another individual for this same purpose.  

Until I hear from you, my dreams will rest squarely on your shoulders. May the Almighty God continue to guide and protect you.  

My warm regards to you and your family.  

Yours Truly,

Sarah
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« Reply #27 on: September 21, 2008, 11:11:27 AM »

Hey that's pretty good!

Mind you, when we all take out our money in Nigerian banks, we'll all be set for life as well.....
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« Reply #28 on: September 22, 2008, 11:58:30 AM »

But, mine is authentice, as it is from a Hong Kong guy who was also in the Iraqi forces:

From: MR. V H C CHENG.
Email:cheng.vhvc107@yahoo.com.hk,mrvincheng1007@live.com

Good Day
I am Mr. Vincent Cheng Hoi Chuen, GBS, JP Chairman of the Hong Kong and
Shanghai Banking Corporation Limited.

Our Client, Gen Zaiki Taha Abdel, a businessman and also who was with
the
Iraqi forces, made a fixed deposit, of Twenty Four million Five Hundred
Thousand United State Dollars only in my branch, a number of notices
was
sent to him, before the war which began in 2003 and also after the war
but, no response came from him. We later found out that the General
along
with his wife and only daughter had been killed during the war in a
bomb
blast that hit their home.

After more inquiry it was also discovered that the late Gen. did not
declare any next of kin in his official papers including the paper work
of
his bank deposit. What bothers me most is according to the laws of my
country at the expiration of 6 years the funds will be revert to the
ownership of the Hong Kong Government if nobody comes for the funds,
Against this scenery, I have all the information needed to claim these
funds and I want you to act as the beneficiary of the deposit, there is
no
risk involved in this matter, as we are going to adopt a legitimate
method
and the attorney will prepare all the necessary documents.

All I require is your honest co-operation and I guarantee that this
will
be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from
any
breach of the law. Please accept my apologies, keep my confidence and
disregard this email if you do not appreciate this proposition I have
offered you.

All confirmable documents to back up the claims will be made available
to
you prior to your acceptance and as soon as I receive your return mail
Via
my email address cheng.vhvc107@yahoo.com.hk and I will let you know
what is
required of you.

Your earliest response to this letter will be appreciated.

Best Regards,
Mr. Vincent Cheng
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« Reply #29 on: September 22, 2008, 09:06:11 PM »

here's another tragic story:

52 Oxford Street,
Manchester M1 6L,
England.

Here writes Madam Toreth Hughes, suffering from cancerous ailment. I
was married to Sir Richard Hughes an Englishman who is dead. My husband
was into private practice all his life before his death. Our life
together as man and wife lasted for three decades without child. My
husband died after a protracted illness. My husband and I made a vow to
uplift the down-trodden and theless-privileged individuals as he had
passion for persons who can not help themselves due to physical
disability or financial predicament. I can adduce this to the fact that
he needed a Child from this relationship, which never came.When my late
husband was alive he deposited the sum of 20 Million (20 Million Great
Britain Pounds Sterling which were derived from his vast estates and
investment in capital market) with his bank here in UK.Presently, this
money is still with the Bank.

Recently, my Doctor told me that I have limited days to live due to
the cancerous problems I am suffering from. Though what bothers me
most is the stroke that I have in addition to the cancer. With this
hard reality that has befallen my family, and me I have decided to
donate this fund to you and want you to use this gift which comes from
my husbands effort to fund the upkeep of widows, widowers,
orphans,destitute, the down-trodden, physically challenged
children,barren-women and persons who prove to be genuinely
handicapped financially.I took this decision because I do not have any
child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are
bourgeois and very wealthy persons and I do not want my husband's
hard earned money to be misused or invested into ill perceived
ventures. I do not want this money to be misused hence the reason for
taking this bold decision. I am not afraid of death hence I know where
I am going. I do not need any telephone communication in this regard
due to my deteriorating health and because of the presence of my
husband's relatives around me. I do not want them to know about this
development.

As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the bank
in UK. I will also issue you a Letter of Authority that will empower you
as the original beneficiary of this fund. My happiness is that I lived a
life worthy of emulation. Please assure me that you will act just as I
have stated herein.Hope to hear from you soon.
You can contact me through my personal
emailaddress:madamtoreth.hughes@yahoo.co.uk

Madam Toreth Hughes

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« Reply #30 on: September 23, 2008, 12:50:05 AM »

The saddest story of all:

Subject: Dear sir.....
Date: Mon, 22 Sep 2008 22:16:48 -0400

Dear American Friend:

I need to ask you to support an urgent secret business relationship with a transfer of funds of great magnitude.

I am Ministry of the Treasury of the Republic of America. My country has had crisis that has caused the need for large transfer of funds of 800 billion dollars US. If you would assist me in this transfer, it would be most profitable to you.

I am working with Mr. Phil Gramm, lobbyist for UBS, who will be my replacement as Ministry of the Treasury in January. As a Senator, you may know him as the leader of the American banking deregulation movement in the 1990s. This transaction is 100% safe.

This is a matter of great urgency. We need a blank check. We need the funds as quickly as possible. We cannot directly transfer these funds in the names of our close friends because we are constantly under surveillance. My family lawyer advised me that I should look for a reliable and trustworthy person who will act as a next of kin so the funds can be transferred.

Please reply with all of your bank account, IRA and college fund account numbers and those of your children and grandchildren to: wallstreetbailout@treasury.gov so that we may transfer your commission for this transaction. After I receive that information, I will respond with detailed information about safeguards that will be used to protect the funds.

Yours Faithfully Minister of Treasury Paulson
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« Reply #31 on: September 23, 2008, 12:56:35 AM »

Mess with him mgod.
Keep him answering.
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« Reply #32 on: September 23, 2008, 01:22:11 AM »

why?

he sounds perfectly trustworthy....
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« Reply #33 on: September 23, 2008, 08:00:31 AM »

Do the Ebola Monkey Man to him, with us all watching.
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« Reply #34 on: September 23, 2008, 12:32:53 PM »

Dear American:

I need to ask you to support an urgent secret business relationship with a transfer of funds of great magnitude.

I am Ministry of the Treasury of the Republic of America. My country has had crisis that has caused the need for large transfer of funds of 800 billion dollars US. If you would assist me in this transfer, it would be most profitable to you.

I am working with Mr. Phil Gram, lobbyist for UBS, who will be my replacement as Ministry of the Treasury in January. As a Senator, you may know him as the leader of the American banking deregulation movement in the 1990s. This transactin is 100% safe.

This is a matter of great urgency. We need a blank check. We need the funds as quickly as possible. We cannot directly transfer these funds in the names of our close friends because we are constantly under surveillance. My family lawyer advised me that I should look for a reliable and trustworthy person who will act as a next of kin so the funds can be transferred.

Please reply with all of your bank account, IRA and college fund account numbers and those of your children and grandchildren to wallstreetbailout@treasury.gov so that we may transfer your commission for this transaction. After I receive that information, I will respond with detailed information about safeguards that will be used to protect the funds.

Yours Faithfully Minister of Treasury Paulson
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« Reply #35 on: September 23, 2008, 01:24:32 PM »


Well here's the problem Right here.  He has changed his email address, no wonder I haven't got my funds yet:  (I'd better send more money)

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I have a new email address!

You can now email me at: soludoprof.charles73@yahoo.in



- PROF.CHUKWUMA C. SOLUDO EXECUTIVE GOVERNOR, CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA (CBN)TINUBU SQUARE,VICTORIA ISLAND, LAGOS-NIGERIA Attn: BeneficiaryFollowing series of petitions and complaints received from the International Monetary Funds (IMF) about Nigerians on your behalf and based on our own investigation on foreign payment matters, we are glad to inform you that we are aware of the illegal contact/dealing made to you by some impersonators claiming to be Attorneys, Bank Officials and Directors of different Offices in the Nigerian Government. Recently, we received a petition that you spent so much money on several occasion to these people. You are therefore advised to stop dealing with these people as they are trying to divert your funds from the records of outstanding CONTRACTORS / INHERITANCE due for payment with the Federal Government of Nigeria, your name / company was discovered as next on the list of the outstanding contractors/Inheritors who have not received their payments.I wish to inform you that your payment is being processed and will be released to you as soon as you respond to this letter. Also note that from my record and the file submitted to my office by the Office of the United Nation Monitoring Unit, London your outstanding contract / inheritance payment is Twelve Million, Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars (US$12,500,000.00). But it has been approved by the Federal Government of Nigerian in collaboration with the United Nation's Monitoring Unit, London, to pay you the sum of Ten Million United States Dollars (US$10,000,000.00) for this Second quarterpayments of this fiscal year. And hopeful to pay the remaining balance within first quarter of next year. Therefore, prior to this payment arrangement, you are hereby requested to re-confirm to this office the following information:1) Your full names and address................... 2) Phone, fax and mobile #....................... 3) Company's name, position and address.......... 4) Profession,sex,age and marital status......... 5) Working Id/Int'l passport copy................ As soon as the above stated informations are received, your payment will be made to you in a Certified Bank Draft or transferred to your nominated Bank account through international Telegraphic Transfer (TT) directly from Central Bank of Nigeria. And thereafter, a copy of the transfer slip will be given to you for you're up taking to your Bank for confirmation. Note that the earlier you respond to this mail, the better for immediate transfer of your over due contract funds to yournominated bank account Thanks, and we regret any inconveniences this might have caused you. Regards,Prof. Chukwuma C. Soludo Executive Governor, Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN
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« Reply #36 on: September 23, 2008, 01:27:40 PM »

The sad part is that the one purportedly from the U.S. Treasury Dept. is by far the most plausible.
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« Reply #37 on: September 23, 2008, 01:36:03 PM »

I wonder if Paulson needs some songs recorded in my American studio?
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« Reply #38 on: September 23, 2008, 01:59:36 PM »

Devin Knutson wrote on Tue, 23 September 2008 13:27

The sad part is that the one purportedly from the U.S. Treasury Dept. is by far the most plausible.


The lawmakers on Capitol Hill that are receiving this email are apparently dumb enough to go for it.
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« Reply #39 on: September 24, 2008, 10:30:10 PM »

It's annoying enough to get the emails all too regularly.... but today my wife answered the phone to a person of foreign extraction offering the grand prize of a heavily discounted trip to Florida and a cruise to the Bahamas. All they required was a $200 amount and requested our credit card details.... now if anyone can point me to a link that would inform me of an effective way of reaching back down the telephone cable and delivering a bunch of 5's fairly and squarely on their snotter ....please advise
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« Reply #40 on: September 25, 2008, 06:50:29 AM »

Friends,

As fun as it may sound to pull their chain and reply to their e-mails, please don't.

A guy here in Sweden actually went all the way to Africa to meet them a few days ago or so. He was robbed, kidnapped and beaten. The kidnappers used his cell phone to call his family and threaten them and asking for a ransom. The police eventually managed to free him and bust two Nigerian fellows. They said the scope of the investigation is rapidly increasing beyond those two men.

The last week three US citizens ended up the same way.

Even if you don't travel to see them (I wonder how big of a moron that guy was...), they can harass you and your family to great extent and make people feel insecure.
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« Reply #41 on: September 25, 2008, 08:27:05 AM »

Yes, let this guy do the dirty work...

http://www.ebolamonkeyman.com/
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« Reply #42 on: September 25, 2008, 08:32:19 AM »

compasspnt wrote on Thu, 25 September 2008 13:27

Yes, let this guy do the dirty work...

http://www.ebolamonkeyman.com/



Thank you!

I've been laughing myself silly here at work watching them purdy name signs.

Oh man. Very Happy
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« Reply #43 on: September 29, 2008, 11:36:23 AM »

From: Michelle Onaz <michelle_onaz@yahoo.co.jp>
Date: September 28, 2008 4:29:47 PM EDT
To:
Subject: I AM MICHELLE ONAZ
Reply-To: <mailto:michelle.onaz@yahoo.com>michelle.onaz@yahoo.com

新しいメールアドレスをお知らせします
新しいメールアドレス: <mailto:michelle_onaz@yahoo.co.jp>michelle_onaz@yahoo.co.jp

I AM MICHELLE ONAZ 19 YEARS OLD.THE ONLY SON OF LATE MR NELSON ONAZ.PLEASE I WANT TO RELOCATE TO YOUR COUNTRY WITH MY INHERITANCE FUND $5.6MILLION US DOLLARS,AND I WANT YOU AS MY FOREIGN TRUSTEE TO ENABLE YOU HELP ME.TILL I HEAR FROM YOU.

MICHELLE

michelle.onaz@yahoo.com

- Michelle Onaz
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