Grant,
I thought I'd check in to see how this train-wreck of a thread was doing.
I think you've done a very sad thing. You have baited and ridiculed the fine people of this forum. These are people I've known for a number of years now through correspondence and phone calls. These are people who would drop everything if they thought they could help someone. Through your "joke", you've shown great immaturity. You have belittled people who have hung on in the thread in the hope they might make a real contact with you as a person.
You have squandered good will, the chance of real friendship, solid business relationships, the opportunity to gain real insight and so much more.
If banning you is being proposed, I will back it if I'm asked how I feel about it. And that is really sad. So much would have been given to you through the people you meet here and you threw it all away for a cheap joke.
Barry