But those rednecks are going to wake the fuck up and vote their asses off en masse.
And if it looks like they won't, local officials will put a "morality bill" on the ballots in November, and they'll turn out in droves to vote in favor of having the Ten Commandments in the state supreme court... and vote for McCain while they're awake and sober.
The REAL elections in this country are local elections for county commissioner. That's what really decides the presidential elections.
Those guys are the ones with the authority to put up billboards in black neighborhoods that say "Remember to vote on November 5th" (a day late,) and send out pamphlets that say, if you vote, you'll be picked up for all your past traffic violations. They're the ones who make sure that poor neighborhoods have fewer voting machines and longer lines.
Those douchebags *look* like they're sleeping, but they're a real threat to our country. They're probably just *praying* for God to kill Obama.
DF
