No... Not SOCCER... FOOTBALL! You know, where men are men (in padded, helmeted armor) playing with an oblong ball (oxymoron) in between commercials. Long (aerial) passes, fantastic "carries" downfield, touchdowns, field goals... You know, the Sport of Kings (that might be Polo).
Not that funny stuff with men in short pants running around for an hour in the hope somehow a ball will get kicked into a rectangle unless the guy there can stop it.
Yes, all of Europe, South America and spotty parts of North America can indeed be wrong about what Football actually is. I say, "Let them come to America." Let them learn what sport actually is.