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[Tim Halligan]

This was sent to me recently, and this thread seems an appropriate place for it...

Subject:

[studiojimi]

man i wish they had an australian poetry tax

POETRY TAX IS REAL

[studiojimi]

myNameIsGeorge wrote on Wed, 06 February 2008 06:50

J.J. Blair wrote on Wed, 06 February 2008 05:23 Oh, btw ... I've been in a Swiss Hospital.  I'll take our medical institutions any day over that nightmare. what was the problem? did you act like an american, and they handled you like an american?

I PREDICT

that a new "handle" will be put on myNameIsGeorge by days end.

[Tomas Danko]

Quote:

I'm just a hick who enjoys music, skiing, wakeboarding, hunting, playing guitar, time with the kids.

Why, you savage brute anti-terrorist bastard you!!!!! er....oh.

You said WAKEboarding.


My bad.

[J.J. Blair]

myNameIsGeorge wrote on Wed, 06 February 2008 06:50

J.J. Blair wrote on Wed, 06 February 2008 05:23 Oh, btw ... I've been in a Swiss Hospital.  I'll take our medical institutions any day over that nightmare. what was the problem? did you act like an american, and they handled you like an american?

Actually, it happened in a day when Americans were still very popular.  I mean, you Swiss didn't have to worry about it, because you were enabling the Germans financially, and laundering the gold they pulled out of people's teeth.   But if it weren't for the USA, the rest of Europe would still be singing "Deutchland

[George_]

J.J. Blair wrote on Wed, 06 February 2008 21:51

myNameIsGeorge wrote on Wed, 06 February 2008 06:50 J.J. Blair wrote on Wed, 06 February 2008 05:23 Oh, btw ... I've been in a Swiss Hospital.  I'll take our medical institutions any day over that nightmare. what was the problem? did you act like an american, and they handled you like an american?     Actually, it happened in a day when Americans were still very popular.  I mean, you Swiss didn't have to worry about it, because you were enabling the Germans financially, and laundering the gold they pulled out of people's teeth.   But if it weren't for the USA, the rest of Europe would still be singing "Deutchland "BORN A ROCKER, DIE A ROCKER" George Necola George_ Hero Member Offline Posts: 1234 Re: you are really fucked up: USA Quote: Actually, it happened in a day when Americans were still very popular. I mean, you Swiss didn't have to worry about it, because you were enabling the Germans financially, and laundering the gold they pulled out of people's teeth. so you are more then 60 years old, or what?     "BORN A ROCKER, DIE A ROCKER" George Necola Tim Halligan Hero Member Offline Posts: 1302 Re: you are really fucked up: USA studiojimi wrote on Thu, 07 February 2008 02:23 australian poetry Well...ok. The boy stood on the burning deck His pocket full of crackers One fell down between his legs And blew off both his cufflinks. You want more? Cheers, Tim "Don't forget, we are all engaged in a battle to the death against mediocrity." - J. Whynot "You can tune a room only with a bulldozer." - Andy Peters jetbase Hero Member Offline Posts: 2454 Re: you are really fucked up: USA Tim Halligan wrote on Thu, 07 February 2008 11:41 studiojimi wrote on Thu, 07 February 2008 02:23 australian poetry Well...ok. The boy stood on the burning deck His pocket full of crackers One fell down between his legs And blew off both his cufflinks. You want more? Cheers, Tim 'An Aussie Summer  ' a poem by   Abigail Elizabeth McIntyre Fuck, It's HOT ! sleep is not an option jwhynot: "There's a difference between thinking or acting dogmatically and drawing from experience." Glenn Santry http://www.myspace.com/glennsantry J.J. Blair Hero Member Offline Posts: 12809 Re: you are really fucked up: USA Actually, I was being sardonic. studio info They say the heart of Rock & Roll is still beating, which is amazing if you consider all the blow it's done over the years. "The Internet enables pompous blowhards to interact with other pompous blowhards in a big circle jerk of pomposity." - Bill Maher "The negative aspects of this business, not only will continue to prevail, but will continue to accelerate in madness. Conditions aren't going to get better, because the economics of rock and roll are getting closer and closer to the economics of Big Business America." - Bill Graham Barry Hufker Hero Member Offline Posts: 8228 Re: you are really fucked up: USA My Dad always recited that poem this way: The boy stood on the burning deck His feet were full of blisters He climbed aloft, his pants burned off And now he wears his sister's. EDIT: "Sardonic" -- a form of Sardomy. I know... really stupid joke. J.J. Blair Hero Member Offline Posts: 12809 Re: you are really fucked up: USA Sodomy Fellatio Cunnilingus Pederasty Father, why do these words sound so nasty? Masturbation Can be fun Join the holy orgy Kama Sutra everyone! studio info They say the heart of Rock & Roll is still beating, which is amazing if you consider all the blow it's done over the years. "The Internet enables pompous blowhards to interact with other pompous blowhards in a big circle jerk of pomposity." - Bill Maher "The negative aspects of this business, not only will continue to prevail, but will continue to accelerate in madness. Conditions aren't going to get better, because the economics of rock and roll are getting closer and closer to the economics of Big Business America." - Bill Graham George_ Hero Member Offline Posts: 1234 Re: you are really fucked up: USA now you are trying to be funny or what?   try again. last chance. then gearslutz-annihilation   "BORN A ROCKER, DIE A ROCKER" George Necola J-Texas Hero Member Offline Posts: 1212 Re: you are really fucked up: USA J.J. Blair wrote on Thu, 07 February 2008 05:51 Pederasty What's a... pederast, Walter? Shut the fuck up, Donny. You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus. Jason Thompson www.4141studios.com J.J. Blair Hero Member Offline Posts: 12809 Re: you are really fucked up: USA myNameIsGeorge wrote on Thu, 07 February 2008 08:21 now you are trying to be funny or what?   try again. last chance. then gearslutz-annihilation   George, it's the lyrics to a song that I'm guessing you are not familiar with.  Go buy it on iTunes.  You'll enjoy it.  It's called "Sodomy." studio info They say the heart of Rock & Roll is still beating, which is amazing if you consider all the blow it's done over the years. "The Internet enables pompous blowhards to interact with other pompous blowhards in a big circle jerk of pomposity." - Bill Maher "The negative aspects of this business, not only will continue to prevail, but will continue to accelerate in madness. Conditions aren't going to get better, because the economics of rock and roll are getting closer and closer to the economics of Big Business America." - Bill Graham Print Pages: 1 2 [3] 4 5   Go Up « previous next » R/E/P Community > R/E/P > R/E/P Archives > R/E/P Saloon > you are really fucked up: USA   SMF 2.0.19 | SMF © 2021, Simple Machines | Terms and Policies XHTML RSS WAP2 Site Hosted By Ashdown Technologies, Inc. Page created in 0.118 seconds with 19 queries.

[George_]

Quote:

Actually, it happened in a day when Americans were still very popular. I mean, you Swiss didn't have to worry about it, because you were enabling the Germans financially, and laundering the gold they pulled out of people's teeth.

so you are more then 60 years old, or what?    

[Tim Halligan]

studiojimi wrote on Thu, 07 February 2008 02:23

australian poetry

Well...ok.

The boy stood on the burning deck
His pocket full of crackers
One fell down between his legs
And blew off both his cufflinks.


You want more?

Cheers,
Tim

[jetbase]

Tim Halligan wrote on Thu, 07 February 2008 11:41

studiojimi wrote on Thu, 07 February 2008 02:23 australian poetry Well...ok. The boy stood on the burning deck His pocket full of crackers One fell down between his legs And blew off both his cufflinks. You want more? Cheers, Tim

'An Aussie Summer  '
a poem by   Abigail Elizabeth McIntyre



Fuck, It's HOT !

[J.J. Blair]

Actually, I was being sardonic.

[Barry Hufker]

My Dad always recited that poem this way:

The boy stood on the burning deck
His feet were full of blisters
He climbed aloft, his pants burned off
And now he wears his sister's.

EDIT: "Sardonic" -- a form of Sardomy.

I know... really stupid joke.

[J.J. Blair]

Sodomy
Fellatio
Cunnilingus
Pederasty

Father, why do these words sound so nasty?

Masturbation
Can be fun
Join the holy orgy
Kama Sutra everyone!

[George_]

now you are trying to be funny or what?  

try again. last chance. then gearslutz-annihilation  

[J-Texas]

J.J. Blair wrote on Thu, 07 February 2008 05:51

Pederasty

What's a... pederast, Walter? Shut the fuck up, Donny.

You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

[J.J. Blair]

myNameIsGeorge wrote on Thu, 07 February 2008 08:21

now you are trying to be funny or what?   try again. last chance. then gearslutz-annihilation

George, it's the lyrics to a song that I'm guessing you are not familiar with.  Go buy it on iTunes.  You'll enjoy it.  It's called "Sodomy."