Larrchild wrote on Tue, 05 February 2008 22:05 |
Well, After doing a splendid job uniting and strengthening this great land, President Bush will be returning to Crawford TX, I imagine, to wait for history to catch up to his bold and often unpopular decisions. He'll be in that rocking chair, waiting quite a while, I guess.
So I am sorry you will have that tremendous burden in Texas, of being associated with this man, J-Texas
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Please. Everyone here knows he's an idiot.
Check these Bushisms out:
* "We need an energy bill that encourages consumption."
* "Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?"
* "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."
* "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
* "Make no mistake about it, I understand how tough it is, sir. I talk to families who die."
* "I think that the vice president is a person reflecting a half-glass-full mentality."
* "You're working hard to put food on your family."
* "Too many good doctors are getting out of the business. Too many OB/GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across the country."
* "Families are where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream."
* "This is still a dangerous world. It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mential losses."
* "You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test."
* "Childrens do learn."
* "There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says, fool me once, shame on—shame on you. Fool me—you can't get fooled again."
EDIT:
"So for the students here, take heart in this concept. He gets a Ph.D. I get Cs. I'm the President and he's the advisor."
"The truth of that matter is, if you listen carefully, Saddam would still be in power if he were president of the United States, and we’d be a lot better off."
"We're now saying, democracy must flourish. And as I recall from my history, it took us quite a while here in the United States, but nevertheless we are making progress."
"The law I sign today directs new funds and new focus to the task of collecting vital intelligence on terrorist threats and on weapons of mass production."
"I used the expression 'ride herd.' I don't know if anybody understood the meaning. It's a little informal in diplomatic terms. I said, we're going to put a guy on the ground to ride herd on the process. See them all scratching their heads."