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Z.

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I've launched a new service
« on: January 04, 2008, 12:57:16 PM »
hi all!

Just wanted to let you know I'm a spammer who doesn't know his butt from a hole in the ground!

I can't do any of the following with any degree of competence:
- vocal and monophonic instruments fine-tuning
- quantizing audio
- time stretching
- drum replacing
- any audio editing

Contact me, if you like canned meat products Smile

Your feedback is highly appreciated!
Hope this post is not against board rules Rolling Eyes
(but I'll post this sarcastic emoticon just in case)

K.'s last post

[edited by moderator - added for clarification]
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John Ivan

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Re: I've launched a new service
« Reply #1 on: January 04, 2008, 05:15:18 PM »
I was in such a good mood too.. Oh well..

Ivan.................................
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Larrchild

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Re: I've launched a new service
« Reply #2 on: January 04, 2008, 05:36:10 PM »
Remember to save the original sound files, as I may want to purchase them later.
I am anticipating a booming business in a few years placing small pitch variations in vocal tracks and small timing errors in drum tracks of back catalogs from the 90's to present.
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Re: I've launched a new service
« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2008, 08:19:00 PM »
Judge Smails: You know, you should play with Dr. Beeper and myself. I mean, he's been club champion for three years running and I'm no slouch myself.
Ty Webb: Don't sell yourself short Judge, you're a tremendous slouch.
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Re: I've launched a new service
« Reply #4 on: January 04, 2008, 08:27:08 PM »
WTH?
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Re: I've launched a new service
« Reply #5 on: January 04, 2008, 08:38:23 PM »
K. wrote on Fri, 04 January 2008 09:57

hi all!

Just wanted to let you know I'm a spammer who doesn't know his butt from a hole in the ground!




i'm not even satisfied with this spam

i'm thinking you would not be able to please my needs in these areas

this type of stuff is very personal and i'd have to go over it all

and not have the fun of doing it myself

the whole reason i created my field of dreams was to do the dreaming
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Re: I've launched a new service
« Reply #6 on: January 04, 2008, 08:52:30 PM »
Barry Hufker wrote on Fri, 04 January 2008 19:27

WTH?

I'm thinking a certain moderator has decided to take on this new method of ridiculing spammers.

Ahem.
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Re: I've launched a new service
« Reply #7 on: January 04, 2008, 08:53:48 PM »
"Firefox can't find the server at www.spammermixixng.com."

Must be Chinese, that particular spellinx of mixixng.

DS

[edited by bblackwood: don't want to give him free linkage...]
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Larrchild

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Re: I've launched a new service
« Reply #8 on: January 04, 2008, 10:27:08 PM »
Besides, The Specialist gets all the big vocal tuning jobs, anyway.
The man's got it locked-down. Very Happy
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Re: I've launched a new service
« Reply #9 on: January 04, 2008, 10:46:27 PM »
bblackwood wrote on Fri, 04 January 2008 19:19

Judge Smails: You know, you should play with Dr. Beeper and myself. I mean, he's been club champion for three years running and I'm no slouch myself.
Ty Webb: Don't sell yourself short Judge, you're a tremendous slouch.



Judge Smails: "Oh, say Fred, did you hear the one about the Jew, the Catholic, and the colored boy who went to Heaven?"

Bishop Pickering: "Yeah Judge that's a doozy."

Sorry... I had to.  Very Happy
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Re: I've launched a new service
« Reply #10 on: January 05, 2008, 05:47:57 AM »
bblackwood wrote on Fri, 04 January 2008 19:52


I'm thinking a certain moderator has decided to take on this new method of ridiculing spammers.

Ahem.


I'm thinking he acts like a teenager.

mgod wrote on Fri, 04 January 2008 19:53

"Firefox can't find the server at www.spammermixixng.com."

Must be Chinese, that particular spellinx of mixixng.
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mgod, it was a typo, sorry

I'm not a Chinese (btw what's the difference between a guy from China and a guy from Tennessee?)
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Re: I've launched a new service
« Reply #11 on: January 05, 2008, 06:23:16 AM »
Kanstantsin Kulesh wrote on Sat, 05 January 2008 19:47


My name is Kanstantsin Kulesh...




...I've done some stuff and I have a powerful desire to tell everyone how good I am.



Wow. How underwhelming.

"World-famous in Poland" - Mel Brooks


What are you trying to spam us with...er, sell?


Cheers,
Tim

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Re: I've launched a new service
« Reply #12 on: January 05, 2008, 06:26:30 AM »
no, just wanted to introduce myself
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Re: I've launched a new service
« Reply #13 on: January 05, 2008, 08:23:16 AM »
Quote:

"World-famous in Poland" - Mel Brooks

I like Poland.

especially Polish girls, which are mostly beautiful
.. and the people are nice..

because of the exchange rates, money from the european union is worth about 4 to 6 times (if you count england) more..


there are some HUGE castles with an ENOURMOUS amount of land in Poland which sell for very low prices...

with the cost of a small home in england you can buy a medieval castle!!

this is why so many english people are moving there..

I'd like to move there too, but Working in Poland is not exactly fruitful.. unless you do land development or you set up manufacturing.
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Re: I've launched a new service
« Reply #14 on: January 05, 2008, 08:30:27 AM »
Kanstantsin Kulesh wrote on Sat, 05 January 2008 05:26

no, just wanted to introduce myself


If you wish to be treated with respect, than be respectful in the first place. Spamming a forum without even taking the time to see if that's an acceptable thing to do is impetuous and unprofessional.

Welcome to the forum, but settle down and understand the vibe.
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