David, I find your blanket statement surprising.
So many top artists have favoured the U87 over the years.
Choice of microphone has so much to do with the voice you are recording,
and the way you want those vocals to be positioned in the mix.
Just because a particular microphone may not work for you, doesn't mean it is a bad mic.
I suggest you take a listen to any track from George Harrison's ultimate album, Brainwashed.
From the opening aside on the first track, and particularly noticeable on track three, Pisces Fish, for example,
that album has U87 all over it, and it's signature suits the material perfectly, in my opinion.
(I am lucky enough to have the promotional EPK for that album, in which the U87 can clearly be seen.)
George typically had a rather soft style of delivery, for which I think the U87, with it's forward midrange,
made the perfect choice of microphone.
I'm not saying the U87 is better than any other mic, of course not!
Just that, in my opinion, the homogeneity of modern production has made people very narrow minded.