Barry Hufker wrote on Sun, 29 July 2007 23:40 |
"The only Series featuring a Level 4 Speed of Light circuit"
You can't put that kind of technology in the hands of mere mortals!! A Level 3, sure -- anyone knows that, but a LEVEL 4!!!
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Dark Helmet: What happened? Where are they?
Colonel Sandurz: I don't know sir. They must have hyper jets on that thing.
Dark Helmet: And what do we have on this thing? A Cuisinart?
Colonel Sandurz: No, sir.
Dark Helmet: Well, find them, catch them!
Colonel Sandurz: Yes, sir.
[picks up the intercom]
Colonel Sandurz: Prepair ship for light speed.
Dark Helmet: No, no, no. Light speed is too slow.
Colonel Sandurz: Light speed is too slow?
Dark Helmet: Yes. We're gonna have go right to... ludicrous speed.
[everybody gasps]
Colonel Sandurz: Ludicrous speed? Sir, we've never gone that fast before. I don't know if this ship can take it.
Dark Helmet: What's the matter Colonel Sandurz? Chicken?