The IMP 13 Horrible Trainwreck Critique Thread
Okay, so this tune is a mess! Not only that, I don't think it's much of anything if you cleaned it up and made it precise. So for this one, it's a bit like the ol' "A&R ten second trash bin crit" in which if it doesn't grab you in ten seconds it's trash-binned- except it's over a longer period, and the ONLY concern is, does this make the tune somehow cool?
No logic about it, no attempt to justify- it's gonna be a sloppy trainwreck of a crit that hopefully will describe what the tracks seem like, and whether they RAWWWK. This will depend entirely on how things are conveyed because there's practically no tune or performances there to work with.
With that understood, we start with...
Briefcaseman- feels like it's trying to be serious. You get the sense that someone in here is 'steady' or 'solid', and lines pop out like they were intended to be that way. Something is lost
iCombs- ratty much?
Oh my God, this is awful. Giving this full range is just fatal. Pretty hi-hats like glitter on a corpse. Sorry man, you need to work with nice music, not this
I think you'll find this track worked better if you forgot about fidelity and just made things scream in the midrange.
Jason Thompson- yeah, MIDRANGE, exactly what I was talking about! It still feels a little like it's trying for 'fi' but this makes me want to bang my head and make The Horns a lot. It's got that explosive quality and the roar I need to hear from this track in order to dig it. My GOD this is a fucking mess. It's a train-wreck and I'm loving it. This man understands this sort of noise
in fact, this is what I was wanting to do and didn't. YEAH.
TomC- Pretty much the same thing but not as much. It's rawer, dryer, and that makes it less gloriously horrible. I'm also noticing that understanding the words isn't making me like the vocals more- I'm getting a very good picture of the performance but it's not lifting me, I'm sort of scrutinizing it, like it's pinned onto the song, in the manner of some kind of strange bug
Yeah, I definitely don't like the vocal being too separate here.
IMP13 FINAL 1 320kbps- I'm not critting you because it said to use 192K and you're the only dude who insisted on using 320K, which didn't actually help your mix. Laters
Andrew Brierly- Whee, got the bombastic thing going on! This one's CREEPY which is kinda neat. Reminding me of the Cramps, that kind of alarming presence on disturbing people. The drop-out and slow build is an interesting move which seems just as good as the way it's originally done, and I don't often feel that about big arrangement changes. I think this is good, I like, though it's a bit too scarey for me to listen to for pleasure
Baddo- "Alll aboooard!" Wait, this isn't 'Crazy Train'! Well spotted, though! This feels immediately plausible- some kind of huge monstrous over-the-top rock mayhem akin to the worst of the Stooges. Interestingly, I like this better- in the sense that it doesn't creep me out in spite of the backwards foolishness. Must be the way the vocals are handled, they seem friendlier. Something's wrong in that slow build, the raw tracks felt more driving somehow. Timing in the drums seems just different somehow. Mostly I like it but there are times when I don't.
carefulcollapse- I recognize somebody else who didn't fix drums! Some of those falling-down-stairs moments are very familiar to me... By the same token there are places where I thought the original drums had this wonderful amateur bashingness and here it is retained completely. Also, it's interesting how natural and organic the voices sound. I'd be interested in the vocal chain on this mix. In general this doesn't impress me in a big way but it's LIKEABLE in a big way, particularly the way it clings to the human outbursts and madness of the artists
ChrisJ- sux
LOL I R INVENTING PLUGZ. True that the drums are awful dry. I do like a lot of the sounds. Very pointy, impacty version without going all treble-fry. Voted most likely to blow your MIDRANGE horns while killing you with loud
Greg Dixon- Dry as a Saltine cracker. Boy, I can sure hear everything, but why doesn't it feel more roaring and distorted? This is totally a punk band when they went into a studio and it had THREE ADATS DUDE. Everything crisply delineated. I like all the sounds, they just refuse to form a stew for me. In fact it's very cool how reasonable troublesome instruments like the drums sound here, there's just that dryness. I'm going to guess Greg doesn't add a lot of fake digital distortion to things and is mixing ITB? This is one case in which that's a hard path to take. Oh, and correct me if I guessed totally wrong so I can straighten myself out
juergen- Hey, this sounds kinda big! I'm thinking things are being fixed. The drums sound like the real thing but it still fits. The vocals are swimming around in a big hall but that's OK. This is an interesting one, very listenable, for better or for worse there's virtually none of that 'let's fuck around and play really loud' quality, it sounds like a professional show. That's decidedly a double-edged sword with this band but you carried it off
pg666- Weird, it's like the mix isn't really sure what's the important track, so everything sort of politely takes turns and nothing gets too out of hand. Which is kind of a 'yikes' with this band. Actually some things like the bass are stepping out with a bit of personality- but it's bugging me. This mix sounds like almost everything it was seen as a problem and hated. As a result it feels really inhibited and stifled. I guess if I'm reading that right, the lesson is to not mix stuff that you hate too much
Scott Oliphant- Wow! Holy SHIT! Okay, dude, you LOVED this too much. It's cracking me up- holy shit, who knew this stuff could be that much more obnoxious and violent? MASSIVE PROPS for just the sheer audacity of it. There's a problem in that it kind of hurts- it's not making me want to keep listening, I kind of want to turn it off, but OMG does this ever convey the manaical intensity of the tune. This is AWESOME even if it's about 50% too much. I particularly like the way it hangs together and doesn't leave any parts left out or bland. FULL SCALE ASSAULT. RESPECT SIR. phew, it stopped, and now I never have to listen to it again
ATOR- Ow, kinda ratty. What a nutty snare! Sure fills up space. There's a fine line between this and really painful and unpleasant to listen to... definitely in the 'mixer is a third band member' school, it's harshly sculpted so you can't ignore the presence of the knob-twister. Reminding me strangely of Nine Inch Nails. Hey, flanges! I want this either to come down a notch or go up a notch (but pull all the tracks back a bit while making them more tonally extreme). Props for including the vocal stupidity at the end!
garret- I'm getting the feeling 'pretty straight'. It feels like what was on the tracks, except there's a spring reverb there. This differs from some of the other versions in that the mix isn't getting into the spirit of the thing. It's neither cringing in horror and trying to make the music go away, or cackling and cranking on knobs, so it comes off like they put up some mics and that was it. Don't think this worked, for this music.
maxim- Wow, what's with the bass? There's a sort of crackle, and the drums are fading out. This feels lightweight. If you only have pounding sloppy drums and a bass, and you take out the pounding of the drums and the bass of the bass, WTF? This would have to be a lot more crisply played for this approach to work, and it's not. Sorry
osumosan- LOUD! So this is what the band had in mind? It sure is big! The loudness prevents there from being any more focused impacts like in Scott Oliphant's. i think I 'get' the vocal balance here, and it's an interesting judgement call- the vocals ARE the missing guitars. It's like they're not there to be present as vocalists, they're just rasping screams. That's cool, and it totally works and makes sense, but I just don't find it as appealing as bringing out the vocals as people (OK, bad, SICK people, but people). This is basically the definitive BIG NOISE. A band like this, all the songs would sound like that, you couldn't tell them apart, and their gigs would be empty except for one dude and for him it's the best concert EVAR. ...and maybe that's the point. Doesn't bother me, I get to want different things than the band if it pleases me, and I do. I want more personality and charisma. I've spent enough time in really LOUD PRACTICE SPACES, I know what that sounds and feels like and don't need more at this point. Give me some different angle that makes it more than just THAT SOUND. There's more to life than THAT SOUND. Okay, not much more, but still
audio~geek- Now here's someone who's happy twisting knobs. This one feels like someone was having fun twisting them knobs, there's a bizarre organicness. Like ATOR, you're very aware of the mixer, but audio~geek seems a bit more to be jamming the sound WITH the band rather than in spite of the band. A lot of this is pretty cheesey stuff, but so's the song, it hangs together somehow. I know a band that is just the way this feels, and they're crazy, funny bastards
this turned out to be one of the mixes where I liked the people making that horrible racket.
Fantomas- Hard to know what to say (getting kind of tired...). Snare's weird. Things are going up and down in volume. I think what's happening is that this mix is sound oriented, and it's pulled some worthwhile sounds out of its pocket but having done so, they kinda sit there and the other parts aren't helping them. This mix feels confused, like it's trying to go somewhere but it's stuck in the quicksand of the original song, and there's too little that's inspired (in a NORMAL sense) to latch onto. Compare with Scott, or Jason Thompson- in this track, if you couldn't love the very obnoxiousness of it, you were pretty screwed
J Hall- Why am I thinking STRAIGHT? I wouldn't have guessed it but J seems to be one of the guys trying to find the stadium rock heart of the track. Maybe that's not so unexpected. I hear competence in the way things keep switching around to create interest, but it's the same story as Fantomas in an infinitely better-crafted way. I don't like the band that much in this mix. They're not good enough to respect and they're not flipped-out and demented enough to love. The craftsmanship is really good, really really good, but it just isn't making me LIKE these guys. Characteristic- editing out that really stupid obnoxious part with the voice at the end, that went on forever. WHY? I can see that anybody would draw the line SOMEWHERE but man... so few of you saw anything in that, and it was so hilariously, gratituously, UNPRECEDENTEDLY retarded
M Carter- Somehow I'm thinking 'eighties', maybe it's the reverb, or the intensity of the vocals. I'm warming to this, because of the amount of character pouring off the vocals. There's little details popping up and they're the right flavor of obnoxious- vocal echoes spiraling upward, silliness like that. This isn't lighting me on fire, but all the same I find it likeable. OMG, and WHY am I totally not surprised that this dude ran with ALL the vocal idiocy at the end, up to the 'GOODBYE!'? M Carter, I love you for that. I didn't even go that far myself
CJ Wall- Whoa, this sounds different. Hardcore sounds, slamming. Are you a metal guy? Not a big timing-fixer, that's for sure- the tracks are extremely unquantized. It feels like power music, but without so much of the humor value- it sounds like these guys are very serious, but failing. Making them seem convincingly serious is pretty cool, actually, though it falls into that trap where I'm not finding them that likeable and not cool enough to really respect. Even the vocal stupidity at the end is turned ominous. You MUST be a metal guy
macbraddy- raspy, pounding- I like how this is just off-kilter enough to not force me to take it as Very Serious. It's wonky, stuff's all over the place in stereo, and highlighting the vocals without making them too manly and testosterone-laden. There's a certain plainitive wonkiness in the vox that can be taken away somehow, and here it's sticking around.
I FINISHED! WHEW!
I'm going back to listen to: mine, a bit, in the light of all my critting, Jason Thompson's, and some of Scott Oliphant's
(and he did!)