I love this thread!
I run a small studio in a small town:
Rappers say: "No bloodz here!"
Me: You're gonna get shot
Rappers: Naw man, we cool.
Me: How old are you?
Rappers: Marvin turns 17 next month.
Ever since then I have made fun of the studio gangsters. By the way, this conversation ended up with them saying "We're not callin' the bloodz out, we're just saying we're not bloodz." So I asked "Are you crips then?" There quick response was "no, not really." I was speechless.
Rappers (and I hate this term for some reason, not sure how you guys feel as I'm new here.): "Can you school and chop this?"
Ohhh, another good rapper one (I think): "Yo roll that shit"
Me: "Just a sec."
Rappers forgetting mic is on: "If he messes this shit up I'm gonna throw down with him!"
Me: Get the fuck out of my studio.
This guy was the fat white boy that was rapping with "Marvin" from the earlier quote.
Besides the typical "You can fix that when you mix, right?" That particular rap group was the most fun.
Sorry for the length.