Man... now I feel like the Thread Nazi.
I just didn't want people to start saying all kinds of "good and safe driving" stuff that we all know. Please talk about your speeding tickets and building your own cars. Just don't talk safety for it's own sake! (Did I really say that??).
Speeding: I can't compete -- the worst I ever did was 70 in a 45.
State Trooper story:
Flashing police lights and headlights from the car behind me. It's a state trooper pulling me over on I-64. It's 10:30 at night.
I hate this bullshit, and I hate being 'talked down to' whenever an officer looks down at me seated behind the wheel, so I get out of my car and lean against it.
ST pulls up behind me and approaches.
ST: Sir, do you know you were speeding?
Me: Yes, sir I was.
ST: Do you know you were tail-gating?
Me: Yes, sir I did that too.
ST: And were you aware you were weaving in and out of lanes quickly?
Me: Yes sir.
ST: Where are you headed in such a hurry?
Me: It's been a long day. I just got off work and I'm heading to a friend's house. She and I are going to watch a video tape. It's tonight's episode of "Law and Order". (That's absolutely true too!)
ST pauses for a moment. I envision a huge ticket, jail and a huge ticket and possibly not seeing Law and Order.
ST looks at me and says:
ST: You know, we'll all live a lot longer if you stop driving like that.
And then he walks away.... I was so fuckin' angry. He just played the dirtiest trick on me. If he had given me a ticket or taken me to jail then I could be 'righteously' pissed. But no, he had to be kind and let me off. Now I have to feel guilty because he was so kind. Even to this day I can't drive like that because of him. God love him.
Barry