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[danickstr]

Barry my stocks took a heavy hit...can I get 5 bucks for lunch?

[Barry Hufker]

Nick, for you -- absolutely!  $5?? -- please take 10!

Oh, wait... did you say stocks??!!  Gee... mine too....

Uh... Nick... you think you can lend me a couple of bucks until Friday?  Maybe Miles or Max have a couple of bucks they can lend us.

Barry

[Tidewater]

I have nothing but blonde jokes, five for a dollar..



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[Barry Hufker]

After telling the blonde jokes, I got "in trouble" today.  One of my students (of a certain hair color) didn't care for the humor.  If only I'd had *one more* to tell...

Barry

[Jessica A. Engle]

Perhaps she wouldn't have cared for the humor even if they were "Dumb Crochety-old-white-haired-man" jokes instead of "Dumb blonde" jokes.  

[Barry Hufker]

I didn't say the student is a "she".  But if the student is, her patience and good humor are appreciated.

People don't have to tell "Dumb Crochety-old-white-haired-man" jokes because such people (of which I'm one) usually make fools of themselves.

Barry

[danickstr]

OK

how do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
Tell her a joke on Wednesday.

why did the blonde return her M&M's?
Some of them had W's on them.

no offense to any blondes intended, it's just that they are the least discriminated demographic.

[Barry Hufker]

We tease those we love!  (or hate.. or are jealous of... or fear... or find different...)  OOPS!

To quote someone: "I kid because I love".

Barry

[Tidewater]

I am not kidding!

I do this to offend people, and start fights.



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