Wump 8 Ten Second Jam
This tune is a good opportunity to play A&R flack for MEs. I'm turning each track on for around ten seconds- or ten seconds after the entry of the vocal- or until I get bored or feel like throwing the tape out the window. The idea is (since this isn't an important critical WUMP) to do a 'immediate first impression' crit. I have listened to none of the tracks before at all, and haven't listened to my own tonight either. They're level matched, for what it's worth- it's 1 AM and not a good time for playing 2114 unattenuated
Reference- original mix. NO- feels so garagey, murky, I don't get a sense of anything though the vocals, band etc aren't an instant turn-off. It's like I'm not listening to the actual music but an audience tape- no- an mp3 of an audience tape. 'for rabid fans only'.
0002- Um, nah. Like the intensity in the vocals but it's washy and garagey- this is a death-metal mastering where it's trying not to sound slick or full. Ugly. meant to be, but ugly.
0007- Urgh, no. All washy low-mid blur. It's like it's trying to be full-range as if it was recorded properly but it gives my ears eyestrain and astigmatism. Also, not vicious enough by half.
0610- Hm, maybe. Similar, but without the astigmatism. I'm missing focus and physicality and it's dull and washy but there was a bit of definition in there and it sounded like a band doing something interesting- maybe.
1980- Maybe. Same deal- it sounds almost like something but you struggle to find value in it because it's so bloody washy. Hell of a thing. In this case it made me want to listen more even though I wasn't enjoying it, in case something good happened.
2010- Yeargh! No. This is a POD preset. Eek. No worky. I shall have nightmares of having to master my first really major major-label-CD except all I'll have is two PODs, in racks. In series...
2114- Ow. No, no, no. I was paying attention for the raunchy EQ that sounded all deathmetal and stuff, but when the solo guitar went sweeeEELLLLLLLLL and then the band hit and went SUcckkkk... no.
More than halfway done! oh yay!
2255- OHyeah. YES. Sounds like music and hits like metal. Correct size, minimal astigmatism. Whoever you are, you win, unless there are really incredible surprises in store for the last four entries...
2323- Hmmm, yeah. Also good, just not as much. Low end has astigmatism and bulges out in funny ways, I'm missing some clarity and solidity. Very good tho. Contendah.
4242- Nah. Too hot, if it was a couple DB less hot and still had the drums and stuff working this way it might be interesting. It doesn't sound wrong, exactly, but it's choking.
4811- OK, you and 2255 fight it out
I am wondering about the way that the hihats come forward crisply and cleanly- amazing trick but it doesn't say 'metal' to me, so I wonder whether it's really appropriate. However, the track works that way so it's a stylistic choice.
7776- OK, you and 4811 and 2255 fight it out
nice.
The 2255-4811-7776 deathmatch:
2255- Big-ass scale. Real big. That sells me. Sounds very live.
4811- Sounds all MTV. Sorry, not into the sparkly cymbal stuff for this genre, and your low-end kick isn't in it with 2255, though it's mostly the kickdrum itself I'm faulting, NOT the guitars and bass.
7776- Very articulated. This is hella good, though it makes the snare entirely too distinct. Little TOO much articulation, this isn't coming from a big enough space, it's almost funklike at heart. There are moments when that kicks ass, but still-
2255 gets the gig
now who is this?