Hmmmm....
I have so many. But, this is maybe ne of the most WRONG ones:
WARNING: Anybody who has any semblence of respect for me, turn back now and read no further.
I mean it. Go to another thread.
Seriously.
A guy and a young boy are walking into the woods. The boy turns to the man and says, "Hey, I'm starting to get kind of scared out here."
The man replies: "You're scared? Hell, I've got to walk out of here alone!"