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Daniel Farris

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Tasteless Joke-Off For JJ
« on: September 17, 2006, 09:58:19 AM »

http://recforums.prosoundweb.com/index.php/t/13217/3686/

Hey JJ,

Q: How long does it take a baby to die in a microwave oven?
A: I don't know. I was too busy masturbating.

Hitler came in my face,
DF
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Re: Tasteless Joke-Off For JJ
« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2006, 04:37:25 PM »

Q. What's green and eats nuts?

A. Syphilis.






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Re: Tasteless Joke-Off For JJ
« Reply #2 on: September 17, 2006, 10:28:13 PM »

Q:  What's gross?

A:  Ten dead babies in ten trash cans

Q:  What's grosser than gross?

A:  One dead baby in ten trash cans
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Re: Tasteless Joke-Off For JJ
« Reply #3 on: September 18, 2006, 12:19:06 AM »

How do you piss your wife off twice ?




fuck her in the ass and wipe it on the drapes
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Re: Tasteless Joke-Off For JJ
« Reply #4 on: September 18, 2006, 12:35:09 AM »

imagineaudio wrote on Sun, 17 September 2006 19:28

Q:  What's gross?

A:  Ten dead babies in ten trash cans

Q:  What's grosser than gross?

A:  One dead baby in ten trash cans


Q: What's gross?
A: A bunch of dead babies in a garbage truck.
Q: what's grosser than gross?
A: A live one, eating its way up from the bottom.

Thank you.  I'll be here all week.

-a
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Re: Tasteless Joke-Off For JJ
« Reply #5 on: September 18, 2006, 02:50:58 AM »

Q: What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies?

A: You can't unload the truckload of bowling balls with a pichfork.

and on a different note:

Q: What does an old lady taste like?

A: Depends.
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Re: Tasteless Joke-Off For JJ
« Reply #6 on: September 19, 2006, 03:31:20 AM »

Q: how many music industry renegades does it take to have a circle jerk?

A: i don't know, i'll tell you when this thread is locked.

Very Happy


>good ones, guys.
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Re: Tasteless Joke-Off For JJ
« Reply #7 on: September 19, 2006, 03:35:45 PM »

Q: What do 50,000 abused and battered women all across the country all have in common?
A: They just don't fucking listen.


I'm going to Hell for that. And you're all coming with me.
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Re: Tasteless Joke-Off For JJ
« Reply #8 on: September 19, 2006, 08:56:53 PM »

Hmmmm....

I have so many.  But, this is maybe ne of the most WRONG ones:

WARNING: Anybody who has any semblence of respect for me, turn back now and read no further.






I mean it.  Go to another thread.






Seriously.

























A guy and a young boy are walking into the woods.  The boy turns to the man and says, "Hey, I'm starting to get kind of scared out here."

The man replies: "You're scared?  Hell, I've got to walk out of here alone!"
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"The negative aspects of this business, not only will continue to prevail, but will continue to accelerate in madness. Conditions aren't going to get better, because the economics of rock and roll are getting closer and closer to the economics of Big Business America." - Bill Graham

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Re: Tasteless Joke-Off For JJ
« Reply #9 on: September 20, 2006, 08:35:05 PM »

24 hours later ... :pindrop:
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They say the heart of Rock & Roll is still beating, which is amazing if you consider all the blow it's done over the years.

"The Internet enables pompous blowhards to interact with other pompous blowhards in a big circle jerk of pomposity." - Bill Maher

"The negative aspects of this business, not only will continue to prevail, but will continue to accelerate in madness. Conditions aren't going to get better, because the economics of rock and roll are getting closer and closer to the economics of Big Business America." - Bill Graham

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Re: Tasteless Joke-Off For JJ
« Reply #10 on: September 21, 2006, 07:08:00 AM »

Taproot wrote on Wed, 20 September 2006 03:35

Q: What do 50,000 abused and battered women all across the country all have in common?
A: They just don't fucking listen.



...and in a similar vein...


Q: What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

A: Nothing. You've already told her twice.

Taproot wrote


I'm going to Hell for that. And you're all coming with me.  



Yeah...seeya there... Rolling Eyes


Cheers,
Tim
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Re: Tasteless Joke-Off For JJ
« Reply #11 on: September 21, 2006, 10:56:34 AM »

Q. Whats so good about 26 yr olds?

A. Theres 20 of them.
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Re: Tasteless Joke-Off For JJ
« Reply #12 on: September 21, 2006, 10:57:35 AM »

Q. Why do u put a baby in the blender feet first?

A. So you can see the expression on its face
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Re: Tasteless Joke-Off For JJ
« Reply #13 on: September 21, 2006, 11:00:53 AM »

J.J. Blair wrote on Tue, 19 September 2006 19:56

Hmmmm....

I have so many.  But, this is maybe ne of the most WRONG ones:

WARNING: Anybody who has any semblence of respect for me, turn back now and read no further.






I mean it.  Go to another thread.






Seriously.

























A guy and a young boy are walking into the woods.  The boy turns to the man and says, "Hey, I'm starting to get kind of scared out here."

The man replies: "You're scared?  Hell, I've got to walk out of here alone!"


Same kinda thing:

A man sees a little boy on the edge of a cliff while taking a walk,

"hey little dude whats up?"

"My muma and dad just fell off this cliff"

*man looks over cliff and back at boy, while undoing his belt and trousers*

"Doesnt seem to be your lucky day does it?!"

SORRY!!!!!!
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Re: Tasteless Joke-Off For JJ
« Reply #14 on: September 21, 2006, 11:02:24 AM »

Q. Whats blue and fucks old women?

A. Me and my lucky blue coat!

(or hyperthermia)
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