myNameIsGeorge wrote on Tue, 11 April 2006 13:00 |
well for me the fact, that the US has nuclearweapons is much more disturbing
and on witch planet does CNN live?
for the moment I have more fear, that Behringer will take over the world and everyone MUST have at least one Behringer Unit in the active signal path..
thats more scary.. isnt it?
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Hey Brough, Nukes..Iran...Behringer...
Actually there is a correlation. Since the smackdown on using German and other Euridiot scientists was enforced by the fukked up gringos, they had to resort to using Pakistanis and Russians...hey those guys are no slouches...but...who the fukk is responsible for oversight?!?!?!
So...
Lavry>Pendulum>Behringer>Lavry...
or two scenarios....
1. The Texas hat rack blows it and like all his other stutters, fore goes imagination and attacks Bangladesh with ground troops. This time the great grandsons of Stalingrad vets go with us....
2. The Texas hat rack blows it and like all his other stutters, doesn't get world backing because we are in the same game, queer intelligence and a madman who is either bluffing or not. Iran shoots their nuke....no quality plan like the Swiss...fukken miss Israel and hit Greece.....BOOOM!!!! No more shitty cheese or Ouzo...fallout goes everywhere and people in Europe become emaciated, turn pale and start wearing stupid looking glasses. Hatred builds across the region until someone blames the Jews for the whole mess. Everyone stands around with their thumb in their ass waiting for the Texas hat rack to do something. Well......we're waiting.
The hat rack continues reading to children for three minutes and forty seconds after the gyros are super well done...He is attacked by NYC lesbians for not acting presidential.
He then relocates to a command post under granite and steel and orders a shrimp cocktail after a workout on the treadmill and mulls his options. Condi buys a Persian rug at Macys.
Deep inside his command post the President of the United States of America makes his decision. Five days later he appears on T.V. and we declare war on Japan to restore democracy.
The director of the CIA is severely reprimanded after it becomes apparant that Japan has already been invaded and forced to be a democracy and had no Behringer equipment in the country. Rumsfeld appears and states they must have moved it all to China. Noone cares that it's a German company started by the CIA.
Flatulence becomes the latest musical movement butt is heavily compressed.
A turtle nibbles on lettuce and then writes a haiku.
Japanese toughs choose hood-like apparel and start saying, "yo, mufa fukkfah"
Lemme nough