I realize that the thread in question is likely an elaborate hoax, but there's still a song and a mix to discuss, whether or not the original intentions were pure.
My first impression? The song wasn't very compelling. The performances weren't very good, either, and the mix didn't help, but who cares? The song just didn't grab me, and I doubt it could, regardless of performance or mix.
So, what's the point?
The verse melody was mindlessly repetitive, to the point that it was almost dissonant at times. ("Dissonant" is the wrong word, but you get my drift. Repeating the same melody over the I, the IV, and the V chord, among others, is rarely a recipe for harmonic success.) The lyrics didn't say anything that hasn't been said ten thousand times before (but better). And, yes, the performances were distracting and the mix(es) further exacerbated the problem.
So, in my opinion, there is little hope. Welcome to the club.