Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[Tidewater]

GO BACK! IT'S A TRAP!

Happy New Year, everyone! I hope it's the best you've ever had!



M

[Fibes]

Hahahahahahahaha!


All the best to all of you.


....and Miles may your car run for 1 whole week without problems.

[rankus]

Happy new year to everyone from up here in Vancouver!



And I need some "car luck" too...>:-(

[Tidewater]

My car runs GREAT! It's just that damned clutch cable install!

Why can't everything be REAL EASY?

My fingers hurt.



M

[John Ivan]

Hey,, Happy New Year to all...

Man, talk about a pain in the ass!! My work van.. 1993 Old's Silhouette. 238,000 miles and change.. 3800 V-6.. Runs like a new Motor!! ...... BUT.. We put plugs in it last year!! You can't get the back three in on the ground. Fine, let's put it up on my Brothers lift. Cool,,, Oh Oh,, YOU HAVE TO DROP THE TRANS AXLE / MOTOR MOUNT CROSS BRACE TO PUT THE PLUGS IN!@#$%^&*

Did a Radiator, water pump and breaks. Tranny filter/fluid.

Payed $1100.00 for it 3 years ago.. Basically, it's free!!

My hands still hurt...

Ivan.....................................................

[maxim]

cars are so last century

[Tidewater]

I am working on a cow methane motor, where the combustion actually happens inside the cow.

I can't say anymore about this experiment... at this time, except for that it is nice for driving long distance, if you are alone, everybody needs a pal.


M

[maxim]

i'm still trying to graft wings onto mine

maybe, i  i buy some genomes off the net

hell, i can, probably, just the get the cracked versions

[Tidewater]

Wings are so last century.

The Buttered Cat Principle - Examined in more depth

The Facts... If you drop a buttered piece of bread, it will fall on the floor butter- side down. If a cat is dropped from a window or other high and towering place, it will land on it's feet.

The Problem Stated... But what if you attach a buttered piece of bread, butter-side up to a cat's back and toss them both out the window? Will the cat land on it's feet? Or will the butter splat on the ground?

The Answer... Even if you are too lazy to do the experiment yourself you should be able to deduce the obvious result. The laws of butterology demand that the butter must hit the ground, and the equally strict laws of feline aerodynamics demand that the cat can not smash its furry back. If the combined construct were to land, nature would have no way to resolve this paradox. Therefore it simply does not fall.

That's right you clever mortal (well, as clever as a mortal can get), you have discovered the secret of antigravity! A buttered cat will, when released, quickly move to a height where the forces of cat-twisting and butter repulsion are in equilibrium. This equilibrium point can be modified by scraping off some of the butter, providing lift, or removing some of the cat's limbs, allowing descent.


M

[Fibes]

Dammit Miles.

I needed that after a long night of estrogen infused blues music.

[Tidewater]

I stopped by, saw the vee hickles.. walked up to the door, heard a shuffle, saw the red lights, walked back to my car, and blew three stop signs trying to get the hell out of there.


M