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Offline Bill_Urick

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Revolting Egyptian Humor.
« on: January 30, 2011, 04:15:37 pm »
So, Mubarak was sitting at his desk this afternoon when one of his ministers rushed in exclaiming, "President I have your farewell address to the people ready!"

Mubarak looks up, surprised, and asks, "Why, are they going somewhere?"

I heard it on NPR yesterday, (yes I occasionally listen to NPR) so I am certain the joke has the approval of the thought police.

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Offline Gio

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Re: Revolting Egyptian Humor.
« Reply #1 on: January 30, 2011, 05:04:32 pm »
I thought that was pretty tame, actually. Laughing
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Offline danickstr

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Re: Revolting Egyptian Humor.
« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2011, 05:26:36 pm »
"revolting"  lol  Laughing
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Offline PRobb

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Re: Revolting Egyptian Humor.
« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2011, 09:11:14 pm »
Old joke from South America:

What is the most popular sport in your country?
The most popular sport in my country is bullfighting.
Isn't that revolting?
No, that is the second most popular sport in my country.
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.
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Offline Jon Hodgson

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Re: Revolting Egyptian Humor.
« Reply #4 on: February 01, 2011, 09:18:35 am »
"The peasants are revolting!"

"Aren't they always?"

"Yes, but now they're rebelling as well"

Offline PRobb

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Re: Revolting Egyptian Humor.
« Reply #5 on: February 03, 2011, 10:00:13 pm »
If the Egyptian protesters win, what do they get?

A trip to the finals against Tunisia.
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.
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