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zmix

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The Birk Economic Recovery Plan
« on: September 25, 2008, 03:45:02 pm »

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Re: The Birk Economic Recovery Plan
« Reply #1 on: September 25, 2008, 04:04:34 pm »

I think the math is off per person

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Re: The Birk Economic Recovery Plan
« Reply #2 on: September 25, 2008, 04:13:03 pm »

...only by a small factor of...

...ohh...

THREE ORDERS OF MAGNITUDE!!!

-Seriously.

WHEN will people learn to use a calculator before publishing stuff that's just plain WRONG!

Where the f#$k did this come from?

If they can't get shit like THIS correct, I'm damn sure not going to let them suggest how to solve an economic crisis...

200 million x $425,0000 by the way is 85 TRILLION.

What retard let that set of dipshit math go to print?

Keith
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MDM (maxdimario) wrote on Fri, 16 November 2007 21:36

I have the feeling that I have more experience in my little finger than you do in your whole body about audio electronics..

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Re: The Birk Economic Recovery Plan
« Reply #3 on: September 25, 2008, 04:13:56 pm »

I'm going to put my $425 dollars towards one of those Bogner guitar amps.  Those things sound nice.
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Re: The Birk Economic Recovery Plan
« Reply #4 on: September 25, 2008, 04:14:47 pm »

You're not going to GET $425... it's the DUMBEST idea ever espoused by Right-wing idiots.

This should be called the "BERK" plan... as in cockney Rhyming slang "Berk". (Short for "Berkeley Hunt"... which rhymes with...)
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MDM (maxdimario) wrote on Fri, 16 November 2007 21:36

I have the feeling that I have more experience in my little finger than you do in your whole body about audio electronics..

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Re: The Birk Economic Recovery Plan
« Reply #5 on: September 25, 2008, 04:16:46 pm »

ssltech wrote on Thu, 25 September 2008 16:14

You're not going to GET $425... it's the DUMBEST idea ever espoused by Right-wing idiots.




I was making a joke about the gross mathematical error in the ridiculous write up.
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Re: The Birk Economic Recovery Plan
« Reply #6 on: September 25, 2008, 07:37:05 pm »

a gross mathematical error by the retardigans is exactly what caused this fine mess. save your money on the bogner amp because its a known universal fact that outside of Johnny Ramone Republicans Couldn't Rock At Gunpoint They Never Have & Never Will.  
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Re: The Birk Economic Recovery Plan
« Reply #7 on: September 25, 2008, 08:30:44 pm »

's True.

Take the "Ray Charles clapping test" to determine if you're a Republican or a Democrat.

Democrats will clap to "hit the road, Jack" as folows:

Hit the road [clap] jack [clap], and don't you come[clap] back.... etc.

Republicans will do something like this:

[clap] hit the [clap] road, jack [clap] [clap] and [clap] don't you [clap] come back [clap]..but pretend that it is fun and that they "feel" something.

Just watch the campaign footage. -I speak the truth.

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MDM (maxdimario) wrote on Fri, 16 November 2007 21:36

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Re: The Birk Economic Recovery Plan
« Reply #8 on: September 25, 2008, 09:11:49 pm »

 Rolling Eyes
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Re: The Birk Economic Recovery Plan
« Reply #9 on: September 25, 2008, 09:23:06 pm »

RPhilbeck wrote on Thu, 25 September 2008 20:11

 Rolling Eyes


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Re: The Birk Economic Recovery Plan
« Reply #10 on: September 25, 2008, 09:27:33 pm »

Ahhhh..."Tweedle-dee" and "tweedle-dumb" both together... and both apparently nonplussed.

Well that speaks volumes, I think.
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MDM (maxdimario) wrote on Fri, 16 November 2007 21:36

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Re: The Birk Economic Recovery Plan
« Reply #11 on: September 25, 2008, 09:35:27 pm »

im gonna go out on a limb and say with as much love as i can muster that what we have here is 2 white folks that feel oddly compelled to clap on 1 & 3.
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Re: The Birk Economic Recovery Plan
« Reply #12 on: September 25, 2008, 10:09:01 pm »

while i don't disagree with the fact that the majority of creative artsy type of people are inclined to be liberals, i do disagree with the general assumption that conservatives don't have rhythm.  

look at every church in america with a band on sunday mornings.....
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« Reply #13 on: September 25, 2008, 10:22:32 pm »

my point precisely. after being raised in the southern baptist  tradition i know i  can speak with real experience and that is truly most of the time most white folks love to jump the gun and clap on 1 & 3 instead of settling into 2 & 4.  sadly sly stone didnt write many hymns.
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Re: The Birk Economic Recovery Plan
« Reply #14 on: September 25, 2008, 10:25:22 pm »

we must come from very different places.

you're telling me the drummer hit the snare on 1 and 3?  
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Re: The Birk Economic Recovery Plan
« Reply #15 on: September 25, 2008, 10:40:55 pm »

no the entire congregation was usually tangled up in some kinda spiritual frenzy and were clapping on 1 & 3. this lovely rhythmic activity isn't exclusive to church activities and can also be witnessed at many sporting events and other  gatherings that contain a large quantity of wasps in attendance.
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Re: The Birk Economic Recovery Plan
« Reply #16 on: September 25, 2008, 10:49:34 pm »

i'm sorry man, but this drastic generalization is just incorrect.

sure there are people without rhythm, but using it as a political joke is...well...a joke.

ohhh....now i get it.
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Re: The Birk Economic Recovery Plan
« Reply #17 on: September 26, 2008, 12:43:09 am »

grant richard wrote on Thu, 25 September 2008 22:09

while i don't disagree with the fact that the majority of creative artsy type of people are inclined to be liberals, i do disagree with the general assumption that conservatives don't have rhythm.  

look at every church in america with a band on sunday mornings.....



Oh my goodness Laughing  Laughing  It really is true.. They don't..

Ya know, Grant. I heard your recordings at your site and they sound really nice. You sing great and write nice tunes. I'm sure you clap on 2 and 4.

But really, it's AMAZING to see large gatherings of republicans clap to American soul music of any kind. It's overwhelmingly 1 and 3.. In the case of the big churches, they had to be trained! Besides, who says all the people in those churches are republicans?

For some reason. It's true. Most people who identify themselves as conservative republicans, just can't seem to get their groove on.

Ivan...............
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Re: The Birk Economic Recovery Plan
« Reply #18 on: September 26, 2008, 09:45:45 am »

I don't know man, I wouldn't mess with the Nuge if I was you. He'll shoot you and eat you.

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« Reply #19 on: September 26, 2008, 12:19:56 pm »

i'm sorry man, but this drastic generalization is just incorrect.
i'm even sorrier but this most certainly is correct
sure there are people without rhythm, but using it as a political joke is...well...a joke.
i can assure you this aint no joke and only a rhythmically challenged retardigan would think it was.
ohhh....now i get it.
getting it or not doesn't change the fact that most white folks clap on 1 & 3 and not only can Republicans not Rock they cant even start a self help group to help them with this vexing problem that seems to afflict all of them. what they will do is form a committee to study the problem and try to shift the blame to anyone for the apparent lack of rockability in the republican camp.

so why don't you and herr philbeck break out those copies of Mein Kampf you both have hidden under the mattress and see if the answer to rocking is contained within or at the very least continue the practice of trading nugent bootlegs in search of the lost chord. either way these activities should keep you both busy enough to prevent you from stirring the shit around here for a day or two. now go do something good for the country for a change.

respectfully yours
brian
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Re: The Birk Economic Recovery Plan
« Reply #20 on: September 26, 2008, 03:33:48 pm »

John Ivan wrote on Thu, 25 September 2008 23:43

Besides, who says all the people in those churches are republicans?




Most liberals out there would assume that church-goin "god-feerin" (as another poster cleverly put it) are republican loyal, simply for the abortion position.

Doesn't hurt that the assumption is correct.
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Re: The Birk Economic Recovery Plan
« Reply #21 on: September 26, 2008, 03:35:41 pm »

brian harrison wrote on Fri, 26 September 2008 11:19

either way these activities should keep you both busy enough to prevent you from stirring the shit around here for a day or two.  


i'm not stirring, just discussing.

brian harrison wrote on Fri, 26 September 2008 11:19

respectfully yours


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« Reply #22 on: September 26, 2008, 06:21:56 pm »

dearest grant,
i thought you were gonna finally use those superpowers for good but nope you are caught once again red handed stirring the pot. maybe a future in the culinary arts would more up your alley because clapping on 2 & 4 isn't a requirement for boiling a weeney until it splits.
most respectfully yours
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« Reply #23 on: September 26, 2008, 07:25:25 pm »

It is appropriate enough that a simpleton, who sees a link between political affiliations and timing, would make the first Nazi comparison.  If you spouted your rhetoric to your clients you'd be flipping burgers.  I'd be more careful about who you pop your mouth off too.
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« Reply #24 on: September 26, 2008, 08:13:19 pm »

RPhilbeck wrote

It is appropriate enough that a simpleton...


"Hello.. -mister Kettle? -this is the Pot here..."

Still awaiting your answer on how well traveled you are over in the other thread... -If you wish to speak with any authority, please state your credentials.

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MDM (maxdimario) wrote on Fri, 16 November 2007 21:36

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« Reply #25 on: September 26, 2008, 09:12:02 pm »

herr philbeck,
touched a nerve have we. a simpleton i may be but i have no fear of saying what i feel in fear of losing any clients. this would go totally against the known universal fact  that Republicans Can't Rock. why would i want to record someone that can't play or sing or keep a simple back beat with a tambourine.  my studio stays as busy as i want and any client would only need to take a glance at the fridge art  displayed in the lounge to know that im not a fan of the war criminals who stole the white house and ruined our country. matter of fact if anyone wants to use my wireless network over here i give them the password of cheneysucksgoatcock and they get right on the world wide web. you are more than welcome to pull up in front of my house and sign on the next time you are in town if you feel the need to check email or spout anymore pig vomit.
more than anything please remember jesus loves you and i'm still trying to.
respectfully yours
brian the simpleton
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« Reply #26 on: September 26, 2008, 11:27:42 pm »

grant richard wrote on Fri, 26 September 2008 15:33

John Ivan wrote on Thu, 25 September 2008 23:43

Besides, who says all the people in those churches are republicans?




Most liberals out there would assume that church-goin "god-feerin" (as another poster cleverly put it) are republican loyal, simply for the abortion position.

Doesn't hurt that the assumption is correct.



Which Church? Some of the oldest and most active churches in America are filled with Democrats who think abortion is wrong but that it's none of your business unless YOU are pregnant..

Are you with child? Grant? Is there something you aren't telling us?

I'm 44 years old and have been playing music for a living since I was 15 years old and it happens to be true that the HUGE majority of right wing people I deal with in music can't swing to save their life and are way to stiff to play R&B music to my liking. And you know Grant, it IS all about me, and my liking..

For I am the God of Hell Fire.. Right?

or something or other..and stuff..

Ivan..........
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