This devoutly religious farmer starts to experience turbulent times. He has a bad crop one year, and the bank calls in his loan, so he's scrambles to make ends meet. He tried to stay upbeat and positive, knowing God will take care of him and it will all work out.
Then his barn burns down with all his equipment inside. Yet, he tries to stay upbeat and positive, knowing God will take care of him and it will all work out.
Then his wife comes down with pneumonia and dies. Yet, he tries to stay upbeat and positive, knowing God will take care of him and it will all work out.
Then the bank confiscates his farm for being behind on the mortgage, and his only daughter runs off to Hollywood to be a porn star. This is finally too much, and he gets on his knees and cries out, "God, why me!?!?!"
God replies, "I don't know. There's just something about you that pisses me off."
BTW, if the Christians want to help Britney, they better hurry up before the Scientologists get a hold of her.